- Parappa the Rapper (when he rap battles his mentors in a gas station toilet for who gets to take a shit)
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- Ace Attorney
Nothing more American than lawsuits.
Nothing American about wokeness. It should be AlloCisHet Male Attorney, but you're not allowed to say that anymore.
Phoenix Wright: Solo Poly Attorney
And death penalties given out on vibes
Of course. I haven't played those games because I'm not as up to date on my turn based RPGs
Eat your burger, apollo.
you forgot baldurs gate 3
The game starts with being infected by the woke mind virus and you need to stop yourself from turning into a liberal
homefront: the revolution was neat. bold game design choice to have you play as the villains.
Homefront: The Revolution is an Underrated Gem that is Worth Playing In 2026 because it's based on the terrifying premise of what if The US experienced 1% of what they do overseas everyday. Truly a Modern Masterpiece in Survival Horror.
The first Homefront has a scene where you press F to hide in a mass grave at a White Castle parking lot, truly American.
The year is 2027. The world as we know it is unraveling after fifteen years of economic meltdown and widespread global conflict over dwindling natural resources. A once proud America has fallen, her infrastructure shattered and military in disarray.
i'm not certain that this isn't a joke and that's a wonderful feeling
I got it wrong, the ”press E to jump in a mass grave” scene isn't at a White Castle. You do have a firefight at a White Castle though, so it's still very American. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z-kTBvfO1Pk
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
isn't it that one where North Korea invades America?
yeah
Don't forget the cerebral contemplation on US imperial power that is Katamari Damacy
Payday was made by Europeans but it's hilarious how cops just shoot civilians. Shame the company turned out so scummy. They did get rid of one of their execs who embezzled a bunch of money. I think that guy is still in prison.
I like how if a cop oblitrrates a hostage or a civ in payday 2 the gang gets blamed for it
Minecraft, but the only way to regenerate health is the American healthcare system
Would you rather the hunger system they added for 1.0 or American Healthcare? I know which one I'd pick
You know damn well it's going to have both, but having a full hunger bar doesn't heal you
4/10 apply yourself
Fatal Fury
How many of these were made in the past 5 years?
Also I can't believe you forgot elden ring
My point exactly, the American Games Industry is dying. The most recent one on here is Cyberpunk, it just came out. And it was such a buggy mess they had to take it off playstation
Assassin's Creed III
This was made primarily by Ubisoft Montreal.
That’s the joke, isn’t it? None of the games on the list were made in the USA.
Yeah, I was just picking AC3 out to make a joke about Canada being a US state, but thank you for assuming I didn't understand the original post at all.
Yes I did see your joke, thank you. Just out of curiosity: Why make the joke about AC3 and not one of the other made in Canada games about the US? Again, this is not meant as an insult or a malicious assumption or whatever, I’m just genuinely curious.
This is proof that Canada is just a US state, thank you for bringing this essential bit of gaming history to light
A game About America by the funny talking members of the 51st state? Sounds pretty American to me
Max Payne 1 and 2 remake coming using the AW2/control engine and i'mfuckin puuuuuuuuumped plus Control 2 holy shit
I'd be pretty pumped for updated Max Payne. Although I do like the old school mouse keyboard controls, I think a modernisation will help it find new love