No Biden? Guess I'm staying home this year too 
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2026
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I was told only Biden can defeat Trump
surely trump can't run for a fourth term
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Everyone a zionist lmao
it's the Democratic Party
No one will even bring up palestine in debates, little shitheads will again vote lesser evil, the imperial regime is truly a sight to behold
that's democracy baby
Literally none of them have any charisma either
Trump's dead body would roll over any of these freaks
fork found in kitchen
hand the election to republicans
Always been their goal, sometimes they fail to accomplish it.
Hello JD Vance/Erika Kirk 2028
no it's our messy queen's turn
now more than ever
Wow. No spoilers please
you can't impeach a husband and wife for the same crime 
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What is to be done about the fucking Democrats?
I have no hopes in entryism anymore. I don’t resent anyone for feeling compelled to participate in the party. But in my heart of hearts I truly believe this party must be supplanted and destroyed.
They do much more to perpetuate the duopoly of party politics than any other entity in America and they make damn sure that any credible threat from a third party is seen as a joke by any ostensibly “gettable” political constituency.
They are as existential a threat as the republicans, if not more so, but for different reasons.
Gotta get involved in my local PSL chapter this year
Officially the DSA's goal is to incubate a socialist caucus within the dems until its large enough to break out and form its own party. That said, I don't think any of the DSA reps are actually onboard with that plan. Its more like being in a good position to start a socialist party if the Dems implode.
If their sleeper cells aren't actually on board with this "plan" then it's not a plan, more like wishful thinking. Might as well hope a centrist randomly becomes a communist after getting elected, it's as much of a "plan" as this
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Gotta get involved in my local PSL chapter this year
Correct
Hey, why not throw John Fetterman on the list as well
he's running as a republican
Why would he go out of his way to alienate the voters like that?
I would love to walk into a convention full of centrist dems where these candidates are being announced, somehow gain control of the pa system, and amidst the applause and self-congratulating rip an immense 10-15 second fart on the intercom.
So bad the the microphone has to be thrown away afterward, and democrats consider trying me for sedition.
How people can be so chronically unserious is beyond my comprehension
Country can't be saved
They saw Trump win with his "we eill destroy the system (hint:in a bad way)" rhetoric and decided to ship the most unoffensive, pandering, bootlicking motherfuckers on their side. The issue is they cant bring in someome who will piss off their donors and thats who the real left wants. They dont realize they are building a future that has no place for themselves. Fucken Rome all over again but worse.
AOC will probably run and everyone will pretend she is not winning for at least six months
It's like they're trying to pick the most unlikable people on the planet. Like, why not push Pritzker. He's still a fucking billionaire turbolib but he's infinitely more likeable then everyone on that list and also will still absolutely not shake the dem establishment. Of course there are lots of real progressives they could get behind who would be seriously popular and provide a refreshing alternative to the current status quo and absolutely guarantee a win but they'll never do that, so if they want to actually still have a shot then they'd need to pick someone likeable. Who likes any of these ghouls.
The Dems absolutely aren't even trying to be controlled opposition. The only people they're opposing are their own voters
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The RCP matchups showing incredible levels of Brandonification.
Oh my god Vance v Newsome has Newsome losing that's incredible. These polls are so ridiculously early and that one point is well within a margin of error but that's honestly hilarious. How could anyone lose to Vance. You may as well exit politics forever
I hadn't seen these charts before. I simultaneously thank you for sharing and wish I could go back to my ignorance, just for a little longer.
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Newosm
whoever this Newosm guy is I hope he's better than that Newsom shithead
The 2028 elections being canceled might unironically be the bloomer outcome at this point
Polls two years out are pretty meaningless. Only there for people who desperately want the horse race.
bloody battle
And it's a grouping of the most sauceless people imaginable. It's going to be newsom vs. Kamala and potentially Buttigeg with a really small chance for AOC somewhere in the mix
Let’s be real none of these people are making it to 2028 with a primary season of 3 years. Look at Gavin Newson, promised to block a billionaire tax and claims genocide in gaza is not real. These are not serious contenders. You can tune out of the horse race until January 2028
Every time one of these ‘contenders’ comes up, they show their whole ass a week later and say some stupid shit like, ‘of course I won’t abolish ICE’
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Is it wrong, though?
The one that gives it away is Rahm Emanuel. He’s fallen into irrelevance since he stopped being mayor of Chicago, even shitlibs don’t see him as fulfilling any of their wishes or symbolic victories. He might run, but he’d never poll higher than 2%.
some people still watch the west wing
for real. if only for the characterization of a political contest between these figures as "bloody". it would be about as bloody as the 2020 seemless dropout and orientation of all non-bernie candidates into a pro-biden camp, which happened in less than 12 hours.
this group in a primary would be complete choreographed to steadily "prove" the viability of a preordained front runner, while the others negotiated their brand's entry into the administration as a cabinet position for their career ladder in the party.
and then the chosen one would enter the general election and the real hard contest would be the zionist pro-cop, anti-immigrant democrat VS the zionist pro-cop, anti-immigrant republican over who can manage their public appearances best and ignore 80% of registered voters most convincingly.
Get to the battle box!
The best part of presidential elections is how it's just a club of the same fuckwads over and over again and that's acceptable because the adults in the room say it is.
Don't worry, we won't be allowed to vote at all
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