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[–] towhee@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago

The 2028 elections being canceled might unironically be the bloomer outcome at this point

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Let’s be real none of these people are making it to 2028 with a primary season of 3 years. Look at Gavin Newson, promised to block a billionaire tax and claims genocide in gaza is not real. These are not serious contenders. You can tune out of the horse race until January 2028

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago

It's like they're trying to pick the most unlikable people on the planet. Like, why not push Pritzker. He's still a fucking billionaire turbolib but he's infinitely more likeable then everyone on that list and also will still absolutely not shake the dem establishment. Of course there are lots of real progressives they could get behind who would be seriously popular and provide a refreshing alternative to the current status quo and absolutely guarantee a win but they'll never do that, so if they want to actually still have a shot then they'd need to pick someone likeable. Who likes any of these ghouls.

The Dems absolutely aren't even trying to be controlled opposition. The only people they're opposing are their own voters

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Here's the thing - who else is there?

The party is completely lost.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

Damn, it's like by blocking all movement leftward they redirected all the party's energy elsewhere

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

This is the most important election of our lifetime, again. So you must vote for the ~~moderate~~ wing of fascism. the-democrat

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

Get to the battle box!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

Hello JD Vance/Erika Kirk 2028

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'm calling Vance/Rubio

or Rubio/RFK

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

you can't impeach a husband and wife for the same crime think-about-it

It's just gonna be Trump 2028 again

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

no it's our messy queen's turn

santos-peace

now more than ever

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago

Wow. No spoilers please

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

Don't worry, we won't be allowed to vote at all

[–] Juice@midwest.social 25 points 5 hours ago

I would love to walk into a convention full of centrist dems where these candidates are being announced, somehow gain control of the pa system, and amidst the applause and self-congratulating rip an immense 10-15 second fart on the intercom.

So bad the the microphone has to be thrown away afterward, and democrats consider trying me for sedition.

How people can be so chronically unserious is beyond my comprehension

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 24 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

What is to be done about the fucking Democrats?

I have no hopes in entryism anymore. I don’t resent anyone for feeling compelled to participate in the party. But in my heart of hearts I truly believe this party must be supplanted and destroyed.

They do much more to perpetuate the duopoly of party politics than any other entity in America and they make damn sure that any credible threat from a third party is seen as a joke by any ostensibly “gettable” political constituency.

They are as existential a threat as the republicans, if not more so, but for different reasons.

Gotta get involved in my local PSL chapter this year

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Officially the DSA's goal is to incubate a socialist caucus within the dems until its large enough to break out and form its own party. That said, I don't think any of the DSA reps are actually onboard with that plan. Its more like being in a good position to start a socialist party if the Dems implode.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If their sleeper cells aren't actually on board with this "plan" then it's not a plan, more like wishful thinking. Might as well hope a centrist randomly becomes a communist after getting elected, it's as much of a "plan" as this

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 2 points 46 minutes ago

They're not sleeper cells, they're openly socialist representatives caucusing together. But yes it is as much wishful thinking to hope our current reps would break with the dems as much as it is us getting enough socialist reps in office to do so.

[–] ThereRisesARedStar@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I dont think that's in the program? Sounds Socialist Majority Caucus specific.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 1 points 52 minutes ago

Dirty break strategy is a part of a national resolution to build an independent socialist party. SMC was against it and just wants to do basic entryism.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago

Polls two years out are pretty meaningless. Only there for people who desperately want the horse race.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 46 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No Biden? Guess I'm staying home this year too joever

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 34 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I was told only Biden can defeat Trump

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hunter vs. Eric. Failson runoff let’s fucking goooo

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 hours ago

ngl jd loosing primary to Eric/either Trump kid would be hilarious

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago

bloody battle

And it's a grouping of the most sauceless people imaginable. It's going to be newsom vs. Kamala and potentially Buttigeg with a really small chance for AOC somewhere in the mix

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 41 points 7 hours ago

hand the election to republicans

Always been their goal, sometimes they fail to accomplish it.

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 33 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, why not throw John Fetterman on the list as well

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 35 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

he's running as a republican

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago

Why would he go out of his way to alienate the voters like that?

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 25 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

The RCP matchups showing incredible levels of Brandonification.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Oh my god Vance v Newsome has Newsome losing that's incredible. These polls are so ridiculously early and that one point is well within a margin of error but that's honestly hilarious. How could anyone lose to Vance. You may as well exit politics forever

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Newosm

whoever this Newosm guy is I hope he's better than that Newsom shithead

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 21 points 7 hours ago

AOC will probably run and everyone will pretend she is not winning for at least six months

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 46 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

fork found in kitchen

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

Literally none of them have any charisma either

Trump's dead body would roll over any of these freaks

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 41 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 32 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No one will even bring up palestine in debates, little shitheads will again vote lesser evil, the imperial regime is truly a sight to behold

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 31 points 7 hours ago

Country can't be saved

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