Cops are too dumb to be cops
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And yet...ICE agents are even dumber
That's why they get extra immunity. It's just like saying "aww... He's mentally retarded. He's doesn't know any better."
mentally retarded
Excuse me, I believe the term is Republican-American
For basically as long as they've been around, I've mostly dismissed the Murphys as "too Boston" (which, in this sense, means dickish Boston Irish). But these last few years have really shown me I was just an idiot and they are exactly the kind of Boston Irish I want around.
Kinda slept on them for a while tbh, I'll have to check em out properly
I recently learned there was a Trump-supporting bar near me with one of those TouchTune jukeboxes you can control remotely. Me and some other people started commandeering it with requests, but sadly a lot of picks were not available— namely Nazi Punks Fuck Off.
If this could make its way into the TouchTunes library, I would be soooooo happy.
In my youth my friend and I literally chased a pack of 6 or 7 Proud Boys out of a pool hall by just singing this song really aggressively at them lol… I highly recommend calling them out irl, they're a bunch of tough talking pussies
What's New Pussy Cat on repeat is always fun.
Be sure to throw in one It's Not Unusual in the middle.
"Schrei nach Liebe" bei Die Ärzte is a good options if they have that.
I’ve done this before for another reason, never thought to find the local MAGA hangout and try this. Thanks for the tip man!
I drove a Nazi out of a bar that way a few weeks back
My friend works security there and sent me a pic of a guy wearing a shirt with SS lightning bolts on it
Manager wouldn't let him kick the guy out because he wasn't otherwise causing an issue, and I wasn't available to go help cause a scene to give him an excuse, but I was able to queue up every anti-fascist song I could find on there and he up and left within an hour
I consider those touchtunes credits to be money well-spent
Short sighted of that manager, you don't want more of those guys turning up if they think they are welcome. Unless he wants to run a nazi bar.
Nazi shirt: "here's a credible threat to murder people"
Manager: "I don't see an issue"
The bar can also choose what cant be played. Unfortunate really.
Punk AF.
I know that many departments have a maximum intelligence limit, but is "too dumb to be a cop" really thing?
Ice pays less than most local law enforcement jobs and they don't have to lie about what they do for a living. No one with a real choice is choosing ice.
Didn't it come out that some ICE goons don't know how to read or write?
Half of the country reads at 5th grade level or below.
That factoid keeps getting pulled out.
It's literally untrue, or at the very least misrepresented.
Half of the country of the USA have only passed 6th Grade English exams.
That does not mean they are incapable, just that they've only got a little piece of paper somewhere saying "I passed a test!" up to that point.
https://porchroot.substack.com/p/why-half-of-americans-read-like-theyre
I'd put that down to atrophied reading skills. Actual illiteracy is usually a sign that someone never learned, there's also functional illiteracy wherein someone can technically read and write but they aren't interacting with it beyond parroting the words.
And it’s clear those ICE motherfuckers ain’t in the top half.
“we don’t need no stinkin’ department o’ edumacation!”
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ICE: setting a new standard for police across the country
Yes.
If you can find it the Murphys’ St. Patrick’s Day show from 2024 was amazing. Billy Bragg played and Woody Guthrie’s daughter came on stage.
Best concert I’ve moshed alone to in my living room since 2020
mosh alone if you must my friend
The 2020 Murphys livestream had one guy, moshing for all of us.
They’ve streamed it every year since and I never miss it
Saw them live years ago. So many bruises from the pit. Worth it
Fuck ya
Saw these guys at Louder than Life in 2024. It was muddy as fuck because it basically monsooned the day before, and was still drizzling on and off that day. I was soaked to the bone, covered in mud up to my thighs, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Definitely one of the funnest, most high energy performances of the whole weekend.
Has there ever been a year when Louder than Life wasn't muddy as fuck?
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That song is beautiful and I love Dropkick Murphys!
Jesse welles also has a great song. It’s very catchy.
He also has a song lamenting the death of Charlie Kirk so fuck him
They pulled an Elton John. It’s a reworded version of a song they already played.
MUCH better to do so in order to mock the modern Gestapo than to praise a princess, though 🤷
I know it's pedantic, but many of them are ex-military. It's part of why they're so primed to shoot anyone they find inconvenient.
The song is supposed to anger them. I love factuality like any other, but in this case I'm totally fine.
yep unfortunately even people criticizing ICE often refuse to critically examine the military which is much much worse.
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