I will never make any "marry me ____" recipe, they come up so much when I'm looking for something to make and it makes me irrationally annoyed. What's in the recipe? Marriage! But how is it seasoned? With a proposal!
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.
I would totally fuck some mac n cheese
I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.
Love me some fuckable mac n cheese
I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?
Mm well that depends on how you define right in the middle of. You might be looking for a median dish instead.
I make a mode dish, by which I mean I perfectly replicate a McDonald's hamburger.
Except you'll call it "steamed ham", right?
Because "I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible" doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?
Fixed thanks to @Klear@quokk.au
What is this fucking world 🍆💦ing to?
Sheesh, OP, watch your filthy fucking language.
What is this fucking world coming to
Porn, duh
But also...
Furry Georg is an outlier adn shouldn't be counted
Thank you, friend
I do this because I give a fuck.
Can't upset the advertisers or a group of christian busy bodies in bum fuck Australia.
Or America. Or China. Or the UK. Probably more.
what is this fucking world cumming to?
In Mac and Cheese apparently.
My casseroles are to contemplate visiting the Midwest for.
I make a cozy loaf of bread.