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Tender chicken (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?

Fixed thanks to @Klear@quokk.au

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is this fucking world 🍆💦ing to?

Sheesh, OP, watch your filthy fucking language.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

what the fuck is wrong with the world.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 1 month ago

I do this because I give a fuck.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't upset the advertisers or a group of christian busy bodies in bum fuck Australia.

[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Or America. Or China. Or the UK. Probably more.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is this fucking world coming to

Porn, duh

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Furry Georg is an outlier adn shouldn't be counted

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what is this fucking world cumming to?

[–] PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 6 points 1 month ago

In Mac and Cheese apparently.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mm well that depends on how you define right in the middle of. You might be looking for a median dish instead.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I make a mode dish, by which I mean I perfectly replicate a McDonald's hamburger.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Except you'll call it "steamed ham", right?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Oh, no, I'm from Utica.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Pie à la Mode?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I like my steak median rare.

[–] PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because "I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible" doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When your dish gets a rating of 3.6 Roentgen 💀

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

3.6. Not great, not terrible.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

What about a la mode?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

I make a cozy loaf of bread.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

My casseroles are to contemplate visiting the Midwest for.

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have also wondered about this, why do we have words that means good/great/fantastic but we use words that means the opposite, mean dish instead of good dish, or sick car, bad ass, wicked trick, filthy rich, killer performance, nasty shot, brutal and so on.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

To be fair, some of us DO have a very bad ass. Mine won't even hold pants up!

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would totally fuck some mac n cheese

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Love me some fuckable mac n cheese

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 1 month ago

I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I will never make any "marry me ____" recipe, they come up so much when I'm looking for something to make and it makes me irrationally annoyed. What's in the recipe? Marriage! But how is it seasoned? With a proposal!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I make a whiny, self-centered, vindictive son of a bitch lasagna, but it tastes good, just don't bring up job searching or bicycle lanes and dinner won't be weird.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If only they could make a Mac and cheese good enough that I’d eat it. (I’m not a fan.)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Who hurt you?

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I make a ragin Cajun chili dog that will rape your butthole after it's done with your throat.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Tender, succulent chicken breast, lovingly bathed in a sweet, creamy garlic sauce, served with melon balls, and broken promises.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I make a sexy hotdog that'll kiss you and then fuck you in the ass and call you Patricia

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Who says it has to be evil or cruel? I make a mean dish. It's about average.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Dnd alignments of the evil, the good, and the horny.