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[–] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 49 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit a Morrowind meme out in the wild.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 hours ago

I'm a massive elder scrolls fan

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 9 hours ago

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

What a grand and intoxicating bod!

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, the guy on the picture is 700 years or older. I want to see you at that age.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

"When riddled with corprus and 700 years old you reach, look as good you will not!"

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

"The 30s are men's best years!"

Meanwhile:

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.

#notallhairloss

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah I've had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.

Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago

I got the fading widow's peak in my early twenties. And it hasn't progressed at all in like twenty years!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

i've been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.

[–] zd9@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

These are actual teenage boys now though. Gen Alpha is so fucked.

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I do hope many of them develop and grow up away from it. Otherwise I guess they’ll have to be lonely.

[–] Darohan@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

Honestly, there is hope for that. I feel like we're all forgetting the anti-SJW YouTube pipeline that happened to Gen Z when they were around 16 (around 8-12 years ago now) and a lot of them grew out of that.

[–] zd9@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Think about what kind of politics these boys will have when they grow up though... It's going to be even more authoritarian, anti-woman, etc.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

Yeah but the good thing is that the gen after is probably not going to be equally retarded.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yagrum Bagarn, the only living Dwemer to appear in an Elder Scrolls game so far.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Also the last living Dwemer. Motherfucker was in a different dimension when the Dwemer vanished

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Last living one we know of, at least.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 10 hours ago

I'll bet his poophole is mechanized as well.