Hint: The other juice is apple juice every time
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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except for the times it's grape juice
It could be pear juice

One Juice to rule them all, One Juice to find them, One Juice to bring them all, and in the cocktail bind them
From concentrate, where the sugars lie
The Furtive Grape Juice, so easily forgotten.
Y'all aren't ready for the juice with two Other Juices
I'm a juice playing a juice disguised as another juice
is it an actual juice or another juice drink?
Lol, this seems like a joke but is actually a real thing apparently. Ocean Spray, for the curious.
Wait, can I use this juice on multiple apes??