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[–] potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 165 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Idk if people are aware, but this is the original concept for the car. It was designed to be short enough to fit into parking spots sideways deliberately.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 69 points 4 days ago

I was about to say, I'm pretty sure I remember TV adverts demonstrating exactly this.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And in most areas of NA, it’s illegal to park like that.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 125 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Good thing nobody lives in Not Available.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What about the guy with the NULL registration plate?

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He lives just down the street at 404

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

He gets all the parking tickets for NA citizens parking like that

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I think they were referring to Not Acceptable.

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[–] Anivia@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same in the country where it was engineered and built

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[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The American mind cannot comprehend this.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Picture taken in America... The American mind cannot comprehend this....

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[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I know in my city it's not legal. Someone did this and a police officer walked up to them and told them to park it sideways. I was really pissed at the cop. They weren't blocking the street. 

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 64 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Just because a cop tells you not to do it doesn't mean it's illegal. They're known for throwing their weight around over very little.

Oh I don't doubt that for a second. 

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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where I'm from the legal infraction is that the right side wheels are more than half a meter from the curb (I learned this from the ticket I got for parking on the wrong side of the street)

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[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have one of these cars (in the US no less) and i absolutely do that sometimes. No tickets yet

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I would bet that a lot of trucks are larger than the Smart is long.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Oh yeah definitely, fun fact you can easily get two smarts comfortably into a standard US parking spot I have a friend that also has a smart and when we go somewhere together we will use a single parking spot because it's funny

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[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

I got one eventually in a small city for doing the same. I didn’t bother fighting it because court would’ve taken all day and it was $20, which I assume is what they bank on, but I did want to go to court to have them clarify just what exact law did I break

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not in my area. You have to park in the same direction as the flow of traffic or get a ticket.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

At least in my area where the rules are the sane, motorbikes just exist outside the law. You park them wherever, but nobody gets in trouble when someone on a motorbike dies.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Fair trade.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

Isn't that always the case when someone is killed by a car? Unless they were also in a car then they are clearly at fault.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago

It should be. That's exactly why those cars exist. I just got back from NYC, and I always admire the people that drive them there. You can always find a parking place. You often find them at the end of street, just barely squeezed in before the crosswalk. No other car can do that.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have a smart car and parked like that a few times years ago after seeing a picture like this and got a ticket eventually

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

I just looked up my state laws, and yeah, it specifically states parallel.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Way better than a SUV truck using one and a half parking spaces at least.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago

Thinking of the van and ute that have been both been parked outside my apartment with 3/4 of a car length between them for over a month now. I miss my old Yaris.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As long as it's not blocking the travel lane or the sidewalk, pretty sure it passes the smell test.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There are laws that specify wheels within a specific distance from the curb when parking on the side of a road like this. Some are vague and just 'wheels', but some do specify front wheels or back wheels and this could technically be in violation.

[–] C1pher@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, since youre NOT obstructing and are within the defined space for parking.

[–] hitwright@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Depends on the situation/country. There are signs that dictate how you must park. Under those signs it would be illegal

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

[–] penaz@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

In Rome, If you own a smart, you are obligated by law to park like that 🤣

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Pretty sure in my state your supposed to be about 6 inches away from the curb.

Dont get me wrong its never enforced cause then all the oversized small peeney trucks would be in the lane of traffic...

But yea wonder how ppa would handle it

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[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

They can exit either left or right easily but I wonder what the visibility of oncoming traffic would be given the drivers position seems a little more set back from the lane of traffic versus a traditional park where the driver is directly adjacent the moving traffic lane with mirrors also giving them a clear view.

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