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[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 61 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I worked in a fruit fly lab for years during grad school, so I'm pretty much fucked

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You can totally kick those flies asses

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 15 points 6 days ago

Make peace not make pieces.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Wonder how many it would take to suffocate someone by accidental inhalation…

Like you could only breath through your clothes so much before it’s saturated and you’re forced to inhale them, so like what’s the math here?

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

Well, im only half way through my coffee but i think ive had enough internet for the day.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

When I was a little kid, one of those flying cunts stung my brother. So I vowed bitter revenge.

Over the years of my childhood, I caught dozens, if not hundreds of them with my net. Having caught one, I used to hold the net in front of a cross spider's web, so that the wasp, triumphantly but mistakenly believing it had regained its freedom, had to fly straight into the web.

And then I watched the little asshole get destroyed. I'm pretty sure that to this day, I'm worshipped as a god by the local cross spider population.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

i had to look up whether the second framed picture was photoshopped in or pbf really has gone this mad

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'm assuming the rat, turtle, and snake are roadkill?

A BABY ELEPHANT?

fuck that cunt, send him to hell

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I see a bat and a frog as well

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've eaten froglegs once, it's like chicken wings

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

fishy chicken wings

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I didn't get it at first, but it's a picture of an exterminator in ppe. So dude killed a bunch of bees

Thems ain’t bees…

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

fuck all the wasps I killed in life, I'll kill 'em again

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So what, thats like 200 hugs? Thats easy

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

🎶Cause I'd get 1000 hugs, from 10000 lightning bugs🎶

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Not the bees!!

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Hmm. Yeah this tracks.