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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 24 points 1 hour ago

four shots

little coffee

Uh

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Holy shit, I can't be reading that right. FOUR espresso shots?

The issue isn't your anxiety, it's your completely unhinged idea of what a cozy little coffee is.

That's close to the FDAs safe reccomended daily limit for caffeine, of fucking course you're gonna spike your anxiety.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It depends on your tolerance, really. I drink about 48-64oz of coffee a day and it doesn't have any negative effects on me.

But I do have ADHD, so my body's response to stimulants is different.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago

Can confirm. 30mg of Adderall makes me want a nap

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 2 points 1 hour ago

I learned the hard way that my limit is one and a half. The half means “sometimes, a second shot is fine, sometimes NOT”

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 11 minutes ago

The way to get past the bad part is to remember than you WON'T remember the lesson and you'll have the moment of enjoyment with coffee again.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Coffee gives me acid gut and the shits these days no matter what type I try.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago

Ah... THAT explains the name

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago

I wish I could handle coffee :(