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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Missing the most crucial: you were born evil and will burn in fire forever unless we dunk you in a tank of water

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

To be fair that part actually makes perfect sense, water should beat fire

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

True, but grass beats water.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

so what I'm hearing is, the jesus freaks and holy rollers of the world need to touch more grass?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or smoke some w**d if ya know what I mean

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You can say weed on the internet you fuck.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yea but you definitely can't say fuck

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its a reference to an old meme you fuck

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you just call me a fuck?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course. Us fucks gotta stick together.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

I am positive we would get along famously IRL

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

stickin together is what good fucks do

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

you know what i'ma start doing this at unnecessary censorys you only have yourselves to blame. well, and probably eric idle this feels like he wrote it.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Is this the new rock paper scissors?

Christian heathen Stoner

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

My soul burns with the wickedness of a magnesium fire. Baptize me at your own peril

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends, is it a grease or electrical fire?

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Doesn’t matter as long as you have faith in the water! Douse away!

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh I thought it was no questions

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you love my invisible friend, you can do any evil thing you want no matter how vile and still get to go to my friend's paradise resort as long as you say you're sorry for being evil before you die.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, are we talking about Jesus or Epstein?

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think Epstein ever made anyone say they were sorry.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I talk to his dad, and you should too. His dad is everywhere, you just can't see him. Also his dad is him, and he is his dad, but they are not each other. They are also a dove, which is a spirit.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

And if you don't worship his dad hard enough, he will torture you for all eternity. Because he loves you!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

look i've tasted your god. he's crumbly, mealy, and drank way too much. you should try my god. he's tasty, requires no transubstantiation, and usually comes with butter and old bay. all praise.

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, Mandela catalogue. ...I think?

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm going to use this when I get another white Christian getting real racist because of a Muslim.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Kinda misleading. Pretty sure this is just about catholics.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

catholcs belielieve that they're consuming blood and flesh of ther invisible friend, orthodox play pretend that they do so, so it doesn't get much better

I'm a christian, you can be a christian too!

Let's go make believe that we're drinking blood and eating flesh of my invisible friend while he watches!

That way he will surely know how much we love him!

When you die and meet him, he'll make sure to reward you!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Zombie Jeezus wants your BRAAAINS

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think it was being ironic. Perhaps a bit cheeky