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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Missing the most crucial: you were born evil and will burn in fire forever unless we dunk you in a tank of water

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To be fair that part actually makes perfect sense, water should beat fire

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] archonet@lemy.lol 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so what I'm hearing is, the jesus freaks and holy rollers of the world need to touch more grass?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or smoke some w**d if ya know what I mean

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can say weed on the internet you fuck.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yea but you definitely can't say fuck

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its a reference to an old meme you fuck

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of course. Us fucks gotta stick together.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

I am positive we would get along famously IRL

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

stickin together is what good fucks do

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

you know what i'ma start doing this at unnecessary censorys you only have yourselves to blame. well, and probably eric idle this feels like he wrote it.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Is this the new rock paper scissors?

Christian heathen Stoner

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My soul burns with the wickedness of a magnesium fire. Baptize me at your own peril

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends, is it a grease or electrical fire?

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Doesn’t matter as long as you have faith in the water! Douse away!

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Oh I thought it was no questions