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How is Lemmy so hilarious sometimes? "I will fight Russians with fists, guns, words or downvotes". Missing their Walmart katana on the list

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago

We shall fight on (our phones while tanning on) the beaches, we shall fight on the landing ~~grounds~~ pages, we shall fight in the (text) fields and in the ~~streets~~ tweets, we shall fight ~~in the hills~~ from our grills; we shall never surrender.

freedom-and-democracy

a literal keyboard warrior, just days before 2026. truly amazing.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago

Because fuck you for supporting tyrants and war criminals

wonder-who-thats-for

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This deserves to be an Hexbear tagline.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The downvote is mightier than the tank very-smart

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

New tagline?

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

bruh these fuckin dorks cannot be for real, wtf

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

It's one of the funniest things I've read today, together with my other post from some minutes ago also to Slop

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will fight russians with fists, guns, words or downvotes.

I don't know how to tag falseWhite, but hey falseWhite shut the fuck up and go die in Ukraine you coward. They need the manpower and you need the psychosexual validation. Go. Die. In. Ukraine. You. Coward.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No you see, the rightful fight now is with words and downvotes!!

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

I don't think we should mock this user. What if he gets angry and comes here and defeats us with downvotes and makes us stop being Russian? That would be terrifying. Please respect and cherish him instead, for all of our sakes!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are the Russians in the room with us right now?

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're everywhere according to .worlders

At this stage you could convince them that they'll see a Russian if they look in the mirror.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

That last comment is exquisite tagline material

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Kinda surprised vote manipulation isn't an instant permaban lol

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where does that user live, I wonder. Do they feel the same way about Americans, Brits and Israelis?

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

From my interactions prior to them and the excessive usage of slurs against Russians, I'd say either Pole or Baltics.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

Hexbear posters laid back in our uniforms with twelve pounds of medals and ribbons glinting off our entire upper torsos

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Least corny liberal

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

lmao got a link? I wanna see if anyone dunked yet

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

CW expected lib crashout

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/60613808/23442812

The removed comment is:

No Russian lackey bot would ever admit to being Russian. You lying ruski abomination

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

I blocked the user so I don't have a link unfortunately. You can search for their profile though

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago
[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I can't believe people actually type like that. The only reply to that is "go outside and turn off your computer, dork."

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It always suprises me to find libs in the wild still like this about Ukraine

[–] Elysia@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

doggirl-cry After the war is over every lib will have to carefully decide when it starts becoming less embarrassing to take the Ukrainian flag out of their user name than it is to keep it in

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

They'll take it out, because they'll have had their narrative reframed that Ukraine "betrayed" them and was actually best buddies with Putin all along and only fought the war to trick the west into giving them money.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

0% chance it happens. They will forever claim that Ukraiane was about to win the war but was betrayed by US+EU, despite which European will still be the supreme race and Europe will be "defended" (i.e. invasión of other countries) through any violent menas necessary

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

if they only get mainstream news they'd never learn

[–] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago