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Environment be damned or don't be damned. Because you like them or because you don't like your neighbors ... what animals would you like to see locally that are not there ?

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[-] roastpotatothief@lemmy.ml 45 points 11 months ago

polar bears. it's the only animal that likes to eat people. daily life is just too safe and dull.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

Can confirm ... and once they know what a human is, that it is tasty, that it is weak, that it is vulnerable without weapons .. it will chase after people like a dog chasing squirrels.

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[-] themeatbridge@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

If they could cut down on the deer population, too, that would be nice.

[-] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Without taking into account the environmental impact and viability: Sicilian dwarf elephants. Come on, 1m short elephants, hairier (i.e. fluffier) than their African and Asian counterparts? I want it!

Bonus points: capybaras are native where I live, and a common occurrence in parks. Now imagine those small elephants, plus some capybaras: chilling under the grey sky, taking a bath in the lake in warmer days, gathering together in colder days... come on, it's cuteness overload!

[-] nitefox@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I don’t understand why everything and everyone in the Mediterranean area (read: south Italy) is so hairy lol

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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 25 points 11 months ago

I would love to have a pet capybara, so a local source of wild capybaras would be cool. Also some orangutans. I'm in Utah, so it should probably be fine.

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

search up CBT (capybara therapy).

[-] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 11 months ago

It would be awesome to get woolly mammoths back in the Alps.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 11 months ago

If we are going with de-extinction, then the Haast Eagle. NZ is really far too safe, we need a genuine predator to keep us on our toes.

[-] AlexanderESmith@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago

Squirrels.

Grew up in Chicago, currently in Phoenix. I miss squirrels.

All the lizards are pretty cool though. They're like desert squirrels.

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[-] wasabi@lemmings.world 19 points 11 months ago

Capybaras! They are so chill

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

Guinea Bigs

[-] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 19 points 11 months ago

In Minnesota... bison. Because it was their native habitat before we killed them all, and because watching jackasses in cars trying to negotiate with 1500lb bison everywhere would be hilarious.

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[-] pan_troglodytes@programming.dev 18 points 11 months ago

Brontosaurus

[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 11 months ago

I just moved from a place with raccoons to somewhere without them and I miss them. So raccoons. They're funny as fuck.

[-] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Fireflies. I could sit on a porch watching fireflies every night of my life

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[-] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Zebras seem cool. I don't think Texas has any zebras. They can hang out with the horses...? (Idk if they actually get along.)

And giraffes! I want a giraffe to come hang out in my yard and eat some tall leaves.

[-] H4mi@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hey now, it can't be that black and white

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[-] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago

Leopards. There's some faces that need eating here.

[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 11 months ago

None. We're still dealing with many other instances of people thinking it's a good idea...

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 9 points 11 months ago

OP specified that it's hypothetical and you can choose to ignore the consequences if you choose.

[-] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 12 points 11 months ago

Needless to say, raccoons (in Southern Europe).

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[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Giant ground sloths

[-] fratermus@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 11 months ago
[-] Toribor@corndog.social 11 points 11 months ago

Kangaroo. I'm sure they'd thrive and be a pain in the ass but they look cool.

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

Monkeys. Several species, but specifically pygmy marmosets. What I really want is Borrowers, but since the scientific community refuses to focus research on the actually important things, it feels unlikely in my lifetime. So pygmy marmosets. I want to walk onto my porch, and a troop of teeny little monkeys is chilling out there, living their best lives.

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Hedgehogs. They're hilarious

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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Pangolins! I'm not sure how well they'd survive in Texas, but if they find fire ants tasty, they might be able to make a dent in the population (they're invasive themselves). Also, being present on another continent might help ensure their survival, especially the species currently critically endangered.

Edit: if they don't have to be extant, then troodontids! They were supposedly smart little raptors. I bet they'd make great pets c:

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 9 points 11 months ago

We don't have enough apes in northern europe

[-] oo1@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

. . . enough species of apes.
There's way more than enough individual apes - at least in my shitty parrt of N. Europe.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Here in RI, I will take some of those Japanese Snow Monkeys, and a bunch of Tanuki as well.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 11 months ago

Am from tropical zone so stumble upon capybara will be nice. Though we already have tapir and that creature is rare as heck.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Tyrannosaurus rex

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Koalas. Or maybe sloths. I’d love to see either climbing the trees when I go to the park.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Drop bears though

[-] Vej@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Easy, I'm on vacation around the New Jersey area. Release the Candiru fish. Use your fucking turn signals ass hats.

[-] Promethilaus@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Gimme da Red Panda

[-] kurgal@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

They've been there since 2013, haven't you noticed?

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 11 months ago

Is that why i keep feeling my chair is staring at me?

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

They're not anywhere near my favorite animal, but if dolphins could survive in freshwater, it would be interesting to hear about all the interactions people have with them near me considering people have re-learned they have a language, even if it's more like 50,000-BCE-human-levels of communication. If any were integrated, I wouldn't mind going the extra mile to treat them as anyone else and anticipate them showing up.

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[-] rab@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Honestly foxes. They are so fun to photograph and there are none on Vancouver Island.

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