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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 30 points 3 months ago

Plus you get to cosplay as a Silent Hill 2 boss.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thou shalt not poorly crop the Christ!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

For the pig hog in your life.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can see lots of stains on that steel.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That's patina. Very desirable to collectors.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 3 months ago

Demonstrated here by Giles Corey.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No crank? This is useless.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Can't crank your hog?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Stainless steel hog roaster.

It can roast a human.

Look at this human. He could be roasted. Where is he? Don't ask questions. Look.

Come eat hog. Roasted hog. Very long roasted hog. Come alone.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does it come with the tarp?

What about a can of corn?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I saw a porno decades ago where a 400 pound Greek god of a man, sweat streaking off his rotund belly, was pounding into this petite woman who was reluctantly engaged in coitus with the monstrosity.

the camera gets closer and you see the sweat rolling down his belly and dripping between them isn't just sweat.

this mustachioed golden brown god is literally drinking a can of creamed corn, and poorly at that. bits of corn and corn juice roll down his stubbly chin and drips obscenely onto his chest. it continues to trail down, finally disappearing from view under his overhanging belly and her small boney posterior. the final resting place for those kernels lead the imagination to feel filthy and disgusted with oneself.

between the tears, running mascara, creamed corn, and his grotesque form, it was like witnessing a living Renaissance painting.

it was perfect.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I didn't want to read that but I did anyway and I violently regret it. It was glorious.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

sigh…

unzips

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

So it will work on a pig. what about them ICE cunts?

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)