Minister of The Sinister

(alternatively, Minister for Sickos)
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State-by-state guide on maintaining firearm ownership
Domain guide on mutual aid and foodbank resources
Tips for looking at financials of non-profits (How to donate amainly)
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Main Source for Feminism for Babies
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Remain up to date on what time is it in Moscow
Minister of The Sinister

(alternatively, Minister for Sickos)
Rename minister of agriculture to minister of beans and give it to the owl
I'M NOT A BEAN 
minister of 
Minister of
relations
Minister of smooches

Always get the interior ministry post
If I am made Minster of Aeronautical Sciences I will not rest until we have successfully created the transformable Valkyrie fighter jet from Macross and we will wage Zero G Love
Minister of Suggestions. I nominate @isuggestforcefem@hexbear.net
I have a suggestion.
You have the floor, comrade
Minister of Rolling Fat Blunts
Sign me up.
Minister of "I'm simply not there
"
Minister of 
Minister of Space
Minister of Ecology
Minister of Nutrition
Good ideas. Though... Ecology and Nutrition kinda fit within Agriculture.
Edit: Games could be expanded to be ... Computers? Technology? But then you could say it fits under Comm. or it could be renamed.
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Ministry of Information Technology
Games could come under Arts or Culture.
Culture is Arts and Games.
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They can, but I think agriculture as in farming is different enough from ecology as in environmental protections and projects, and nutrition as in food safety and consumption.
I like Minister of computers or internet.
Nutrition still feels like Agriculture. Agriculture ministries are usually charged with food safety.
Internet is Communications. But I'll do Computers.
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Gotcha!

Maxister
Minister of 
Cat Czar 
Minister of emergency management/disaster relief (currently focused on preventing white genocide in South Africa)
Minister of discovering who took a dump in my pants
That's either the Committee on State Security, the Militsiya (police, under Internal Affairs), or Ministry of Justice.
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the contents of my pants are integral to national security
@Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net for the Chairman of Gosplan.
Time to become the bureaucrat in Moscow
5 year gosplan 
Ministry of Shidding and Farding
Oil and Gas.
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Hell yeah
Minister of Party Rocking
No ministers no masters
Minister of the volcel brigades
Minister of transgenderism
Absolutely a Minister of Transgender (name TBD) like there is a Minister of the Nationalities.
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Minister of Genders and they handle all Gender related issues, the Gender Ministry can then have different departments.
Minister of Brigading?
That's the Red army isn't it?
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Ministry of ministries
Ministry of ministry mysteries
Minister of Science. Minister of Labor. Minister of Health. Minister of Defense.
I've renamed the Red Army to Defense
Health is indeed missing.
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minister of cuisine
Minister of (pig poop) Balls
moss_icon, minister of goth.