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[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Minister of The Sinister

sicko-satan

(alternatively, Minister for Sickos)

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rename minister of agriculture to minister of beans and give it to the owl

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I'M NOT A BEAN meow-tableflip

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

minister of deep-nesting

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Minister of posad relations

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Minister of smooches

crush

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Always get the interior ministry post

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

If I am made Minster of Aeronautical Sciences I will not rest until we have successfully created the transformable Valkyrie fighter jet from Macross and we will wage Zero G Love

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] isuggestforcefem@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

You have the floor, comrade

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Minister of Rolling Fat Blunts

Sign me up.

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Minister of "I'm simply not there bateman-business-card"

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Minister of freeze-gamer

Minister of Space

Minister of Ecology

Minister of Nutrition

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Good ideas. Though... Ecology and Nutrition kinda fit within Agriculture.

Edit: Games could be expanded to be ... Computers? Technology? But then you could say it fits under Comm. or it could be renamed.


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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ministry of Information Technology

Games could come under Arts or Culture.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Culture is Arts and Games.


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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They can, but I think agriculture as in farming is different enough from ecology as in environmental protections and projects, and nutrition as in food safety and consumption.

I like Minister of computers or internet.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nutrition still feels like Agriculture. Agriculture ministries are usually charged with food safety.

Internet is Communications. But I'll do Computers.


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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago
[–] blunder@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Minister of beanis

Cat Czar meow-tankie

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Minister of emergency management/disaster relief (currently focused on preventing white genocide in South Africa)

[–] axont@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Minister of discovering who took a dump in my pants

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's either the Committee on State Security, the Militsiya (police, under Internal Affairs), or Ministry of Justice.


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[–] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

the contents of my pants are integral to national security

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Time to become the bureaucrat in Moscow

5 year gosplan honk-enraged

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ministry of Shidding and Farding

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oil and Gas.


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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Minister of Party Rocking

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No ministers no masters

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Minister of the volcel brigades

Minister of transgenderism

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Absolutely a Minister of Transgender (name TBD) like there is a Minister of the Nationalities.


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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Minister of Genders and they handle all Gender related issues, the Gender Ministry can then have different departments.

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Edie@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

That's the Red army isn't it?


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Ministry of ministries

Ministry of ministry mysteries

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Minister of Science. Minister of Labor. Minister of Health. Minister of Defense.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've renamed the Red Army to Defense

Health is indeed missing.


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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

minister of cuisine

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Minister of (pig poop) Balls

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

moss_icon, minister of goth.