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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wrong community. Should be in "The onion".

[–] LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago

of course the gent growing large red cabbages has a an outfit to be a red cabbage.

[–] taxet_@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Join.. for what?

No wait actually, nevermind don't tell me. I think it's a safer bet I'll be happier not knowing.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Those are pics of Gene Shallot as a baby, with his dad.

[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 24 points 3 months ago

Yeah but you see, I am sad because I don’t have such an onion myself.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I don't know who this man is, but i guess he's British

Edit: yes he's british but the record was broken in 2023

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's the tie and sweater vest. Totally British. Eccentric old man British, but very British.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

So British he’s Bri’ish

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago
[–] SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

That's impressive! I'm happy when my unions are bigger than a plum...

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Man the "How to Train Your Dragon" live action sucked (compared to the original...I guess it'd be alright if the animated one was never made, or at least a different kind of terrible).

Now they want to ruin Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

dopamine rush

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Onion and un-young.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is the vegan alternate movie to Babe that the studio shut down

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll bet he has sex with it too.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Find someone who looks at you the same way that gentleman looks at his onion.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

@Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com will not be happy about this

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago

Hey don't tell them what they feel :(

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

i think you're thinkin of the queen