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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago

Damn, this guy was all over the Epstein files. Shame we don't know who it is.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm just going to assume that there's corn behind the black rectangle.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think the current us president photo should be a black square everywhere. that's how they like to present themself so I think it's worth to respect that. /s

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When this pedophile finally leaves office, and adults actually take back the White House they should first restore the past presidents photos and plaques... but this idiots will be a black square.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

No, put up his mugshot

[–] l_isqof@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

He should be redacted in every sense. Like the 'Redacted-Kennedy Centre'...

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

What is Kevin doing with a monolith from 2001? Is he trying to learn advanced ways to deal with criminals breaking into his house? Is he not satisfied with his current traps?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've no idea what type of orange coloured sexual deviant is behind that black rectangle but what I do know is that no child should ever follow the directions it gives you.

Ok, maybe they will be the correct directions? Or maybe it'll be directions to it's best friend the convicted paedo and child trafficker Jeffery Epstein's room where they will both rape you relentlessly?
Again, I have no idea what obese comb over using thing is behind that black rectangle...

spoilerJ/k it's that useless disgusting cunt, the Paedo Of The United States. The failed reality TV star and bankruptcy champion of the last millennium. The unregistered child rapist and convicted 'normal' rapist. Fascist racist scum bucket. A person so devoid of decency that even cancer wants nothing to do with it

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 days ago

Genocidal mass murderer too.

[–] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

I still stand by my conspiracy theory that the attempt to assassinate Trump was all staged and rigged by the deep state. I could even swear I've seen one of the crisis actors in a movie.

For anyone who doesn't understand sarcasm it is a reference to Sandy hook.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How the bastard used to be seen as a fucking buffoon, a caricature of what crass capitalism was. So much that he was more entertainment than actual business acumen.

Also, fuck you Roy Cohn.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

America was laughing our collective ass off when this hit:

Trump: The Game

What kills me is GenX and Boomers voting for this conman. We have no excuse not to remember America's laughing stock, we were there.

the movie should have ended with the shovel guy from part one cracking him over the skull and then the bird lady throwing bird seed on him

right before the director yells action

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

It's crazy that compared to this the OJ Simpson scenes in Naked Gun series, including his portrait in the reboot, are still in good taste.

I wish we didn't live in this timeline.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This type of censorship actually happened once for real. There was a Todd Solondz movie called Storytelling. One of its segments had Selma Blair having sex with Robert Wisdom and on the American DVD release - that whole situation was covered up by a giant red box.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The way Trump looks at him in this scene is kinda creepy

he's probably remembering all the good times he had with his bestie epstein

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Your friend Jeffy did what? [Redacted] I'm not sure I want to sleepover at Michael Jackson's house. [Redacted]. Okay mister. Thanks for the advice and directions! [Redacted].

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

we need socialism

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

i think john goodman should've appeared in that president creep's place in home alone 2 to begin with. seriously!

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

if the us were a socialist society, would trump be elected to begin with?

[–] trslim@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

why are you censoring Freddy Fazbear? he didnt do anything!

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 days ago

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