I love me some emotionally available beefcake men.
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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I can't believe his parents called him Snot.
That’s actually snot his name. It’s Booger. Snot is his nickname.
Needs more roids
Fun fact: guys who get this big cant wipe their ass properly. The muscles prevent them from reaching. Bidets, reach extension devices, and showers are their only hope.
Please, not the Bidet Wars again. I'm getting flashbacks.
Good flashbacks I hope. Bidets are awesome
Guys this big have bidets💪
I think they can at least go from the front. If the sumo guys can do it surely it's possible.
Sumo guys are surprisingly flexible. It's part of their training or something idk.
When part of your training is eating a bucket of rice, you bet your ass cleaning up after is also going to be part of your training.
It's always interesting watching those big guys move. Not too many sumo fans around here and we didn't manage to post much the last couple tournaments but you can always check out !sumo@lemmy.world
I want to be friends with the people who come up with these hilarious captions.
Because you know the meathead in that mirror selfie had absolutely nothing on his mind but his huge body that's about to explode.
I need some sources for the "Muscles = no brain" statement
It's a stereotype, not necessarily documented in any encyclopedia. (Or maybe it is, I dunno ) But as a former gym rat I can attest that when lifting weights & doing reps in a gym* I'm not thinking of much because all my physical & mental energy are focused on the workouts, not even able to verbalize any of it.
*However when RUNNING outdoors, tons of thoughts & ideas & innovations & productivities are flowing.
I listen to audiobooks while at the gym. It's fine for me as long as no one is talking loudly on their phone.
It's sad that the whole "meathead = dumb asshole" stereotype has taken hold, because in my experience, most of the meatheads I've encountered have been sweethearts
Maybe I could make him feel better 😏
With Yoshi coins?
I would cry to horse-man.