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[–] dead@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's Donald Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not my best work

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I hope he's suffering. Physically, but also just absolutely disgusted with himself and the performances his role as president requires.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I seriously can’t even tell whether that’s Biden or Trump

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

~~carcinisation~~

Bidenisation

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Brandonisation

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Howard Stern: So Mr. President, you ready to get on the sybian?

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All hat and no cattle

Derives from people wearing cowboy hats as fashion, but who are not actually cowboys

ALSO

Big hat, no cattle All hat, no ranch

All boy and no cow

all bark and no bite

all bluff and bluster

all booster, no payload

all crown, no filling

all foam, no beer

all hammer, no nail

all icing, no cake

all lime and salt, no tequila

all mouth and no trousers

all shot, no powder

all sizzle and no steak

all talk and no action

all wax and no wick

all motion and no meat

all show, no go

all fur coat and no knickers

all retch and no vomit

all fart and no poo.

all garnish and no meat

all buckle and no belt.

4-H vs 4-show

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

all fart and no poo makes jack a dull boy

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

All Jack and no joy?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

what in tarnation

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Lotsa people don't know this but I got a small spread near Odessa. It's the biggest ranch in the whole dang state.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

10 gallon hat, can you believe people call it that? Wow, first I heard of it, but it's a nice hat, isn't it? Y'know I am a cowboy when you think about it, think about it hard and fast, like no one has ever seen. Sleepy Joe, well he couldn't wear this hat, he was part of an outlaw gang, bad hombres, called the "democrats" I'm the law, I'm the lawman. trump-anguish

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Yenlowstonme

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

It's 4 hours later but if I look at the pic - I still start chuckling. Whack.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

don imus lookin motherfucker

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Oof.

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Imma pickin'.

And Imma gri— Sweet baby Jesus. It's wearin' a cowboy hat. But it can't be a man - can it? What is that?

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

He looks so lizard-like

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