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Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community
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this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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Fun fact: when birds have sex it's called a cloacal kiss.
One hole to breed them
One hole to pee from
One hole to bring it all together and in the air while over your car, excrete them.
You clearly need help and I hope you never get it if it results in quality shitposts like this.
I think panel 6 and 7 are swapped
He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.
This
Dude… run do not walk to a therapist.
Tell him what?
That
You
Put
An
Insane
Amount
Of
Effort
Into
Drawing
A
Cartoon
about
fucking
a pigeon
so
you
could
eat
your
offspring.
Hey mate, I think someone swapped your space and return keys.
You returned his keys? That's very nice of you, deary
Return key? But it works perfectly fine!
That you've solved world hunger
What a terrible day to have eyes
Is it unethical to eat you half pigeon human ass child? Asking for a friend.
Someone played too much Hatoful Boyfriend I guess.
(https://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/)
How the fuck is this already in my library‽
$10 dorra? For a 10 yo pigeon hentai game?
I mean jeez I might pay it but I won't be happy about it.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
How do you even know of this game?!?!
Spend too much time online -> Read dumb shit -> Tadaaa
It used to be a really popular subject of discussion in normal-people-internet a couple years ago when it was released.
because it's actually great
Wot !
Honestly, not sure this is a shitpost
🙄
People will not be satisfied here till they get an actual photos of shit posted in this community.
You know you’re shitposting well if your post gets enough engagement that someone says “Not sure if shitpost”
Remind me if this actually starts happening! I ate a metric fuck ton of turnip greens a few days ago and had a few of the most triumphant shits of my life! The last one was actually a bunch of undigested leaves that looked like I birthed a lovecraftian fever dream. I don't often take pictures of my shit, but I had to get one of that abomination.
We're waiting
I don't feel right surprising people with it. Maybe if there was a rate my poo type community.
You get an A for art and creativity tho!
That's a quality post, you are doing gods work
Reminds me of this
The artist made it a video game, actually :)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3629780/Tingus_Goose/
Holy shit, I just watched that entire thing
I wish I did not have eyes.
Anything and everything goes.
OP doesnt seem to read sidebars
You don't seem to read the modlog which resulted in this post.
Big claims from a 3 day old account.