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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Naho_Zako@piefed.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Sorry to interrupt the corn posting 🌽

Anyway if you thought it was AI like me, thankfully it's not. It's some cosplay group called gothic.losangles on Insta.

Edit: Here's a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

You know why Santa is so happy? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[–] lilPossum@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No way Santa might finally give me what I've been asking for the past 5 years

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 156 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

lemmy.world/c/shirtsthatgohard

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 99 points 4 days ago (3 children)

He already knows where ALL the naughty girls live but he has to go to the mall and take the goth baddies?!

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't think he's "taking" anything. It's not his fault they flock to him.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They want to turn him. Move that N to the end.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 116 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I need them all to just......live in my house.

Google: How to attract a flock of goths?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 123 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure it's a "murder" of goths.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 70 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 73 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A Cobb of goths. Obviously... Smh

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A β€œDaddy Issues” of goths

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"A therapy" of goths, then?

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Build an empire that spans the Mediterranean and allow it to become increasingly corrupt over the course of centuries.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

This poster Romans!

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 days ago

Google: How to attract a flock of goths?

Be Roman in Greece.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 days ago

Be the goth girl you want to see in your house. That's my plan.

[–] zeroday@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Become a goth girl. In my experience, that's the way to do it.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Goth Elves - New Kink Unlocked?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

Pic for reference:

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 53 points 4 days ago

Homeboy about to sleigh some shit

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 59 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Oh man if one of them farted in my direction I would ruin my santa pants.

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 78 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I....

I just. Don't even know how to feel about this comment. The name... paired with it... along with the similar username...

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh I didn't realise it WASN'T the individual with the username until you pointed it out. We've gotten used to strange things on lemmy

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I am convinced about that it is

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 18 points 3 days ago

I guess you are a Satan's maggoty cum fart alt?

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Santa is gonna be getting a piece of coal this Christmas ... and it will be worth it.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The coal will never burn as hot

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago

Santa, can I, πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ, see that specific naughty list, please?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

So... drows?

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Hey OP, can you use this link instead? https://imginn.com/p/DSD4mSUEqEf/

This way you can look without an insta account :)

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Great site indeed πŸ˜‚

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, I've never seen anything like that when I open it on Firefox with uBlock Origin:

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[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 17 points 4 days ago

Funnily enough, I spent like 5-7 mins before posting trying to get both imginn.com and imginn.io to pull up the reel, and they both said nope. I tried fiddling with uBlock Origin, but it didn't work, and both IronFox and Vanadium wouldn't load it. So I gave up and assumed they broke or smth.

I'll still edit the post with the imginn.com link though πŸ‘

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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

Ho, ho, ho. Ho.

This Santa has one extra.

(j/k)

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So they are β€˜cosplaying’ as goth hotties? I don't think much cosplaying is involved there.

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[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Santa stole my present, he better run

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Santa's got magical old man strength. He works with reindeer all day. He's probably super jacked. Look at the women he pulls.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I have super strength, I shoot lasers through my eyes and I can fly so yeah santa is in trouble.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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