Sausage long and prosper.
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Just use the sausage.
Sausage. How quaint.
it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is sausage.
What does God need with a sausage?
Kinda want to take an entire script now and replace one word throughout and see what hilarity comes out.
Picturing "Spock's Brain" > "Spock's Sausage "
Shut up, sausage!
You broke your little sausage.
*sausages.
The sausage must be drawn HEE-YA
THIS FAA, AND NO FAATHA
What does God need with a sausage?
We are sausage.
Resistence is futile.
So true, I'm really craving sausage now
especially the sausage
It's even better with that facial expression.
Today is a good day to sausage.
I am programmed in multiple sausages
It's our sausage that defines us, Soran. It's part of the truth of our existence.
Picard:
Sausage at will.
Will:
Riker to bridge, if you need me I'll be in Sausagedeck 4
Is this man sausage, Dr?
Very sausage, Mr Spock.
Time has no meaning here, the predator has no sausage.
Sausage...sterilise
Pain is a thing of the mind. The sausage can be controlled.
To die defending his sausage is the hope of every Klingon.
Spock: Logic is the beginning of sausage Valeris, not the end.
Janeway: There is sausage in that nebula.
Data: I hate sausage, it is revolting.
Guinan: More?
Data: Please.
Chakotay: They're nomadic. Their existence is driven by the pursuit of sausage and it has carried them across huge distances.
Good sausage. Nice house.
"Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all sausage."
Janeway:
Sausage. Black.
O'Brien:
Jamaican blend, double strong, double sausage
EDIT: You can make different variations of this, each replacing one of the nouns in the sentence, and they all work
Jamaican sausage, double strong, double sweet
Jamaican blend, double sausage, double sweet
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Have you tried reversing the polarity of the main sausage array?
Data (in Picard's voice): 1 7 3 4 6 7 3 2 1 4 7 6 charlie 3 2 7 8 9 7 7 7 6 4 3 tango 7 3 2 victor 7 3 1 1 7 8 8 8 7 3 2 4 7 6 7 8 9 7 6 4 3 7 6... sausage
Lt O'Connor: The universe is balanced on the back of a giant sausage! Why is he smiling? What does he know?!
Jennifer: What are you doing?
Beckett Mariner: Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
Jennifer: So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
Beckett Mariner: Yeah. What do you do?
Jennifer: Uh, sausage?
Beckett Mariner: Wow, how unique!
Shaxs: It's nothing to do with rank, son. We're sparing you dark truths about sausage depravity that would haunt you for the rest of your days. Once you know, you can never go back to being the man you were before.
SAAAAUUUUUSSSAAAAAGE!!!!!
It's sausage, Jim. But not as we know it.
Make it sausage.
Troi:
I never met a sausage I didn't like.
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