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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can't even put together a complex sentence.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 3 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

To be fair that's actually really hard once you are dead.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

I honestly forgot that... but the screenshot (or at least that tweet) is from five years ago.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

At least he won't make that mistake again

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

He's turned over a hole new leaf.

[–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I've always assumed that posts that began with "as a black man" were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, they have a different way of saying it. I can't really provide because, as a white man. I ain't been in the culture.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm white and was raised in the culture. I have never once heard a black person say "as a black person".

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 minutes ago

Yeah, fuck no.

Not even in an all white HOA meeting to make the point. A million other ways to say that or infer that.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)

how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he's black?

[–] llacook@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Charlie Kirk wouldn't fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

I wouldn't fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.

not because he is black. but because he's dead.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If he was cremated, he's black now.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Black, White, and Red All Over

[–] llacook@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Damn!

Chef's kiss on this one.

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 points 21 hours ago

Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Checkmate, liberals

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (7 children)

wow. he was pretty white for a black man.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He had the opposite of what MJ has

Uncle Ruckus

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

Reverse vitiligo!

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a 'white passing' black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I don't think he's qualified.

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that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i'm gasping for air

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 160 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 181 points 1 day ago (35 children)

Fake shit like this actually irritates me.

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[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality...

Fuck, I missed the boat apparently.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Mama I... just missed the boat...

[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it's full

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Mama, life raft just big gun.

But now I've gone and blown it all away

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[–] jahayk@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] not_me@piefed.social 101 points 1 day ago (17 children)
[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago

Ligma balls

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago

I first though this was a ST:TNG reference, ie Shaka, When the walls fell.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago

Conservative martyrs never work out because they're so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr's power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don't care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.

I've heard his act was a "once in a lifetime" show. And that it was "to die for".

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

The author of New York Times best seller "Live Dumb, Die Young".

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