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[–] Moss@hexbear.net 62 points 5 days ago

Holy fuck this is the best tagline material ever written.

"Experienced gay person" is just gold

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 74 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Is gay sex satisfying? I will be conducting an experiment personally to see."

confusion

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He already knows. Look at that fucking bow tie.

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[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 57 points 5 days ago (4 children)
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[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 52 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

Thank you Tuck

You and me both

[–] regul@hexbear.net 53 points 5 days ago

lmao

"Does it feel good to bust? Let's ask the experts."

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I still remember that lady who wanted to change her primary vote because she found out pete-eat was gay

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Least homophobic lib. pigmask-off

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

experienced gay person Milo Yiannopoulos

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Man, I'm still just an amateur gay person...

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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 43 points 5 days ago

This isn’t a joke. There’s naked pictures of me all over the internet. Like what you see? I hope you do, because there’s plenty more where that came from. What is going on? Who’s jacking off to this? It’s not me. Maybe it’s you. Maybe it’s your family.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

...what the fuck it's a real tweet

TranscriptA tweet from Tucker Carlson Network (@TCNetwork) on December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM UTC which reads:

Why are people gay? How come Washington has so many gays? Is gay sex satisfying? Is lesbianism real? Does anyone really believe Pete Buttigieg is gay?

This episode of The Tucker Carlson Show, featuring an opening monologue from Tucker and an interview with experienced gay person Milo Yiannopoulos, addresses these important questions and more.

Watch the full episode below.

Also, since I'm guessing I'm not the only person who wasn't aware of this:

In March 2021, during an interview with right wing publication LifeSiteNews, Yiannopoulos stated he was no longer homosexual and that his husband had been "demoted to housemate".^[https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/milo-yiannopoulos-ex-gay-b1815296.html]

(from Wikipedia)

[–] miz@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

IT'S FUCKING REAL? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

experienced gay person

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Gotta interview a professional gay, no way they'd ever have an amateur gay on their show

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Is lesbianism real? is right up there with asking if women's sexuality is real. Mayo(r) Pete being gay is about the only humanizing trait he has, and he'd probably convert himself if that was a real thing and a focus group said it would help his career. Tonight I will be discussing all this and more with a notorious p*do-defender and outspoken Nazi so please be sure to tune in.

[–] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

female orgasm? yeah right

its a myth. My wife told me to stop trying after she met her new tennis instructor, kevin

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

I've heard reactionary men IRL say with their whole chest that the female orgasm is a myth. You'd have to torture that out of me. I'd live a happy life as a volcel monk before I said something like that aloud.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

remember when kubrick-stare said he couldn't arouse his doctor wife?

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

It really is a myth! I've never seen a female orgasm in person, not even once. I have seen dozens, if not hundreds, of male orgasms up close and personal, so it's clearly not an issue of lack of experience on my part. No, I've never dated a female, why do you ask?

/uj tbh this is basically unironically Milo's bit, he is (or was?) a gay guy, and he doesn't believe that Lesbians exist.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 days ago

Just like they don't need any wetness, if they get wet it's a sign of illness!

quote from Ben Shapiro when asked his wife about WAP

[–] huf@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i had a coworker who i caught in the office kitchen explaining with some heat that lesbians dont actually exist... i think but i'm not sure that his rationale was the usual "they havent been fucked properly" thing. he was some kind of evangelical christian, which is comparatively rare here

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[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

sounds like milo is just going to run through his usual talking points from when he was still relevant in like 2015.

he's been pushing the "lesbians aren't real" bit for as long as he's been in the public eye.

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

highlights, imagine Tucker Carlson's voice:

"What is going on? Having sex with women used to feel good. Not anymore."

"Thought Sam Eliot was straight? Guess again. He's actually from Sacramento, California. How did it happen? How did guys like this become our icons? Growing up, I had pictures of Sam Eliot all over my bedroom."

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Just do the bare minimum impression, and then add "I'm gay"

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[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

Apparently Tucker Carlson was also doing a chemtrails episode. Guy has decided to become the new Alex Jones, I guess there's lots of money in it.

[–] cyberwitch@reddthat.com 26 points 5 days ago

We get our very own "Why are u gay?"

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

If you read this in Nick Mullen’s impression of Tucker Carlson it sounds exactly like one of his bits, word for word

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought Milo said he was no longer gay

[–] Calabast@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh lord, I don't know who that is, but if you're right that gives us a strong idea how the whole episode will go. Not that anyone is really going to be surprised, of course, when it turns out "All gay people are just brainwashed by the liberal elite." etc etc

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

he's the guy we used to link to his twitter account for comment but then musk unbanned him.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I know one way Fucker can answer this for himself.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Gay sex? Who benefits? Why? tucker-catboy

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 17 points 5 days ago

I would say we would all benefit. Our gay sex.

[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

well tucker there's only one way to find out, isn't there?

I believe gay sex has an evolutionary advantage because you can make relationships to other fellas more easily that way. And that's good for everything else.

[–] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

PANDAS ARE SEX CRAZED BEAST WITH A TASTE FOR FLESH AND A TERRIFYING BITE

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So are they gonna fuck or what?

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

the government doesn't want you to find out what gay sex feels like you should do your own independent research.

[–] awrf@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Milo: I'd like, be on a plane or something, and a hot football player would sit down next to me, and it just like, took over my mind, completely took over my mind...

Tucker: Yea I can imagine...

Milo: and I'd have to go like, to the bathroom and you know...

Tucker: Yea, it's like a demon

Milo: That's exactly what it is, a demon

What a good bit.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 5 days ago

I really don't understand how anyone sees this dumb fucking dribble and thinks "yeah, I agree! Give me more!"

For the life of me, obsessing about someone else's bedroom happy time will always confuse and confound me.

[–] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The gayest thing I ever heard of was that guy who jerked off watcing videos of himself jerking off.

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[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 days ago

What does he go into a club to pick up gay people to have fun with on camera???

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