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[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Getting really into sleight of hand magic and smoking a lot of pot.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I don't know how to put this to you guys but the one on the right is significantly more plausible than the one on the left.

Also I don't like turmeric.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 points 1 day ago

I choose not to be an idiot.

I want science and progress, but progress at the service of the wellbeing of mankind, not to enrich idiots who outsourced their critical thinking to chat GPT.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I'm already sort-of the right one. I made an AI organize my documents, suggest articles for me to learn from, etc. I vent to AI, I ask AI for advice, AI is secretly running my life in the background.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always remember someone that came to my country, Chile, without getting a visa, because chat GPT told them they didn't need a visa, they were denied entry and had to flew back.

Was that you?

~~and there is increasing evidence of a correlation of "AI therapy" and suicides, or AI emotional dependency in general, character AI is really good at killing autistic people too.~~

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Ok, I exaggerated a bit, but this depends on the person I think. For me, it is the only way to move ahead sometimes

[–] socsa@piefed.social 51 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Post scarcity is kind of an odd man out here. The idea predates tech broism by a solid half century, and informs a lot of contemporary leftist theory. There is nothing inherently wrong with using utopian thinking as a guiding principle for iterative policy. I'd argue that anything which doesn't do that is cynicism.

[–] killea@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It occurs to me that I'd argue we're heading towards a forced scarcity society rather than post scarcity. That's the only way they can make sure we don't get a Star Trek type future if/when we figure out fusion power. Hell, we've already basically been able to feed everyone for ages.

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Artificial scarcity is definitely nothing new. Look at the diamond industry, for example. Diamonds are common as hell, but they regulate the supply so severely in order to sell these cheap chunks of carbon for thousands of dollars.

If there's no competition in a market willing to race others to the bottom in terms of price, there's no incentive to actually produce a reasonable amount of something people want. You can just withold supply and charge way more.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago

Or just the fact that grocery stores throw away thousands of tons of perfectly edible food every day while there are people dying of malnutrition. They aren't starving, they are being starved.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Diamonds

So we need cultured post-scarcity, the lab-grown stuff

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Depending on how serious you are:

Choose weed instead

Or the crisis line. You probably already know where to find it. Help is available. You do not have to suffer alone. I love you homie.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's an assassassin. He never said the death was his own...

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Or the crisis line.

What happens is that they “triage” you, where depending on how you answer their script you get cops at your door and a trip to hell on earth, or you are on hold for 20 minutes to speak with someone who also is reading a script and doesn’t give a rats ass about you.

Maybe states that aren’t Oklahoma have mental hospitals which are preferable to drinking yourself to sleep, but who knows.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Just kidding, unless given that exact choice lol. Weed has been a great help this year. Love you too fam, appreciate the thoughtful comment.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

I take exception with the mixing of the stone cold fact that we're all stardust with all that other crap.

It is good to be able to vape some weed and watch beautiful videos about amazing mind-blowing shit that actually exists, and not automatically entertain whatever magical/religious/supernatural idea is making the rounds in your neck of the woods.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We are all stardust though. Billion-year-old carbon.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yes but do you consider that important in any way? if you do you are closer to the person on the left

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

I would say it is a neutral fact.

Imo there is no meaning to life, everyone decides for themselves what to live for.

If someone likes the fact that we are made from starstuff, why yuck that yum specifically? It is kind of a nice perspective to take sometimes when life gets stressful.

It is also a part of a nice song by Joni Mitchell and a nice speech by Carl Sagan, both people I admire, but not something I think about a lot...

[–] Krelis_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And we got to get ourselves

Back to the garden

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

we will make global anarchy by tomorrow. no more money, capitalism and suffering, trust

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[–] seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago

I have met the guy on the right irl. He was unbearable

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean scientifically speaking, we are all made of stardust. Everything in the universe is. Including the existential crisis your trying to forget by disassociating.

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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Stellaris players: How it feels to have a Spiritualist empire on one side of your border and a Materialist empire on the other.

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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I choose neither, and instead day dream about fully automated luxury gay space communism, knowing I'm gonna die before such a thing could ever come to fruition.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I once liked the idea of being part of some new age, neo pagan group and mindset and being 'outside the mainstream' but the more time passes the more I regress into a hole of solititude that no one can breach.

Even last summer I wanted to see if I could finally go out and find a girlfriend... now I am seriously going back in my hole.

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[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Basically the dark shadows of the Hippy Age Of Aquarius and sandal-wearing tech Utopianism corrupted Into evil by the baby boomers ageing into the dominant political class in the West.

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