Stop spreading this censorship cancer
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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Here's the original. It's so old and popular that it's the first hit in a reverse image search π€·ββοΈ
Start spreading buttcheeks
SPREAD CHEEKS NOT CENSORSHIP
Instructions unclear, potato stuck in anus
Now you know if her ring is as big as a potato!
Or you just got engaged to a potato. Depending on which instructions you attempted to follow.
Normalise down voting posts with this bullshit censorship.
I do. I like to let people know why though. Seems fair to me.
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Anus isn't even a bad word, this is getting out of control.
Definitely. Did we miss the Mormon take over or something i didnβt see it in the news
Right!? Are we just not allowed to reference certain body parts anymore? How are the Republicans at their next convention going to explain where they want the twink they hit up on Grindr where they want dat dick?
Tbf, you just described the past 10 months
Ah so it was actually the evangelicals
I downvote any self censorship nonsense I encounter
Actual tip that was passed to me:
Talk to a jeweler in advance, then bring the significant other in to do some casual jewelry window shopping.
Jewelers get this request often, and most love to be in on a mini-heist.
Your jeweler can discreetly steer the interaction to get their ring size and either announce it in front of you, or just jot it down for you to pick up later.
Even if you get caught, it's just flattering to your significant other that you went to the trouble.
Most jewelers will also happily sell you a ring with a free resize service.
You couldn't find a sharper image?
What the fuck is an βa::sβ
A shorthand for 000a:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:000s. It's part of the alphabet v6 spec.
They censored anus
Ya donβt fucking say.
No cursing on my fucking social media algorithm
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Anybody uses their ring finger for fingering? Asking for OP.
If he comes back with an engagement bracelet we'll know what their kink is
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The ring fingers a whore, it's only useful for fingering if its a threesome with the other fingers.
Better solution, suck on her finger and then suck on other things till you find one that feels the same.
Wait....
How much longer do I wait?
untill you suck
I already suck figuratively. That good enough?
that'll do, I'm in the same boat
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And if she says no, you still got fingered twice!
Is proposing when you don't even know what ring size your partner wears really the wisest idea? This is how those videos of a big public proposal where the proposee says no start.
The proposal itself shouldnt be a surprise, when it happens should.
Like, you should know they want to marry you before you do it. But the whole ceremony of a formal proposal can and should be left a surprise!
+1 - proposals never should be a surprise
I did have a friend who was proposed to with a placeholder ring. I think the jeweler sold the fiancΓ© a ring and said he could come back/return it and have her pick out one she wants. That said, she preferred a diamond as opposed to an alternative so it was easier finding a jeweler that was accommodating.
Some people enjoy the surprise of when a proposal happens (as long as both parties are previously aligned on getting married).
Everyoneβs got their preferences! Some people want the ring as a surprise and some would rather pick it out together, etc. And some are like my other friend, who wanted no proposal, picked out the ring herself, had her fiancΓ© buy it, and called it a day!
I didn't know my fiance's ring size, surprise surprise she didn't know either, I got her friend to check it during the friends hens party. But overall if you're not oblivious, you should know if your other half wants the proposal.
Couldn't agree more. By the time you're ready to propose, not only should you already know their ring size, the other person should also be aware of your plans well in advance.
Springing a proposal on someone without discussing it with them beforehand is beyond fucked up.
Fun one to tell the grandkids
Better than the inherited watch from Pulp Fiction, for sure.
learn bondage and tie her up
Fun fact: that's actually the original reason we use rings to propose!
Don't people normally aim slightly larger then go back to get it resized?
Pragmatic!
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