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The ring fingers a whore, it's only useful for fingering if its a threesome with the other fingers.
Better solution, suck on her finger and then suck on other things till you find one that feels the same.
Wait....
How much longer do I wait?
untill you suck
I already suck figuratively. That good enough?
that'll do, I'm in the same boat
Traditional knowledge is that you just hold your lips in that shape and then excuse yourself go measure.