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Oh boy I can't wait to see my sister, who I'm really close to, for the holidays. I've been away in west Africa for a while and it's been so long since I've seen her. (hexbear.net)
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I hope she has some Folgers coffee for me when I get there.

Did I mention we're REALLY close?

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[–] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago

spray-bottle

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the coffee of andy and leyley

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Crazy how they literally hack up their parents and turn them into stew in the game but this one optional scene is all the game is known for

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

maybe more people find it relatable shrug-outta-hecks

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

w...which part

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the one that's less crazy and fucked up of course 😉

to be clear i consider both to be crazy and fucked up, and i would never, and i disawow, etc.

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

Goddamnit you got me lmao

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

What is this a reference to? ... Or do I actually not want to know?

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[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

2009 Folger's commercial where a sister is a little too excited for her brother to get back

the original ad

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nothing better to a non-USian than to uncovered new pieces of your whack lore we're all blissfully unaware of

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

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[–] anoriginalthought@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

🎵The best part of waking up is my sister who i [REDACTED FOREVER]🎵

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All I want for Xmas is her...

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

And Folgers

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Stuck in the dryer, again!?

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah that happens to her a lot for whatever reason

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like how he goes to west africa a place famed for its coffee and hes like mmmh i really want this shitty instant coffee

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

when he says “coffee” it’s a euphemism

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 4 months ago

I hate that I understand this reference

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Banging your sister is perverted

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

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