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Honor the red, white, and splooge.
Folks, see right here: That's what age verification laws do to someone.
Stupid sexy tunnel
Username checks out
you have tunnel vision
Fill my eyes with that tunnel vision.
No disguise...
Green arrows offering encouragement,
Tramp lamp
Yeah I see it. You're on the wrong side of the road.
What do those green arrows mean?
2 lanes in the same direction. The left is only to be used when overtaking other cars. There is no other car in the right lane.
"Oh but what if this is in England, or Japan, or any other country where they drive on the wrong side of the road" ... You just, said it.
That you’re allowed to enter. If it’s red you aren’t allowed to enter and it’s likely because of an accident.
That's a flashback I didn't need.
Go to horny jail gooner.
No nut November is over, you can stop holding it in now.
Who does that help anyways?
They going for high score, let em cook.
That's my secret, Cap...
I'm always nutting!
Nice ass
... so we're not seeing a stoned luchador? Cool, cool cool cool
Brother, I'm relatively high, drunk, AND squinting and I have no idea wtf you're talking about. I'd love to understand. Where on that sweet, sweet highway ass are you seeing a luchador?
Black slit from dash is mouth. Reflection on window is two eyes, at an angle and squinty. Tunnel makes mask.
I think, where you see some pretty fine buttocks, op is seeing a mask and the reflection above makes some squinted eyes
Oh, shit, I see it now. Why so glum, reflection sugar plum!?
I think it's mostly because of the repeated rounds of compression artifacts that compose this image and the ultra low resolution, but yes, if I squint, I do see two Darth Vaders making out.
I thought the tunnel was painted on the wall at first
Meep meep
Optical illusion
This is so fucking old
Your mom is so fucking old.
10/10 burn.
Hey, that’s the live Velvet Underground album!
Nice duck.