Join the national guard Participate in entirely pointless military occupation of city as a bizarre publicity stunt Get popped by former CIA death squad member
Cannot be taken seriously on any level
They interviewed her ex-boyfriend on CNN and he was all like "When she got deployed to D.C. she was so upset, like she thought it was illegal and cruel, but after being there for a month she realized she was doing some real good there and was glad she was making a difference"
I snort-laughed so hard, half the people in the gym thought I was dying
