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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is why you gotta get the Full Self Driving option, with the Pokémon GO plugin, so your car can catch them all for you 👍

/s

[–] notabot@piefed.social 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I know you mean this in jest, but I'm now envisioning hoards of driverless cars roaming around joylessly hunting down artificial 'pokemon' to add to their owner's collection, whilst the owners sit at home listlessly doom scrolling, waiting for their cars to return, so they can see what 'they' caught.

I don't like it.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Similar in the virtual spaces. "My AI agent is almost ready to live my life for me, the future is awesome."

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

OK but what if I made plans 2 weeks ago and now I don't wanna.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

It feels horribly wrong to upvote this dystopia, but here we are.

Botting Pokemon Go is crazy

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

We live in a dystopia, and I don't like it either..

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're talking about Pokemon and not pedestrians, right?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, like cats, racoons, turtles, etc..

/s

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What does the "I am a passenger" button do? Seems like it would work.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 86 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But they are not a passenger. They wouldn't lie to an app.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If they let go of the steering wheel and pedals, they can become a passenger for a few seconds and touch the button

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or just turn on cruise control and change seats.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Just rename your AI to Jesus..

"Hey Jesus, hold the wheel"

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago

Team Rocket would!

[–] krakenx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It dismisses the notice and lets you keep playing. But then it pops up again a few seconds later if it still detects motion.

They also prevent you from catching Pokemon above 40mph, which is annoying when you actually are a passenger.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unironically I always kind of thought these messages were stupid on the media center for the car. As a passenger why can’t I add my phone to the aux while driving?

I know the answer already but still it’s very annoying😂

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As video output?

I can play music from my phone directly in my car.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It’s for when you want to connect your phone to the Bluetooth. You have to go through that whole process of selecting “add phone” then find the connection in your phone and connecting to the car. Most newer center consoles won’t let you add the phone if the car is in drive. Not even moving but in drive.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

TFW there's an Armored Mewtwo in oncoming traffic.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me, walking at a brisk pace.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Me being carried by you on piggyback

[–] phony@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your Mexican uber driver ?

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well according to Ministry, Jesus built my hot rod, so yes.