Yo, you know who's more chill than me? it's the chilling effect of realising that white genocide in South Africa has been ongoing for months without anyone bothering to even hear out the victims.
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Not quite human, speaker Johnson turns sex pest on a reporter signalling "call me and I'll give you the shocker."
This isn't Colbert?
Yo, my dudes, may I partake of that blunt?

That's so much better than what I posted.
He's appealing to both demographics: metal heads and surf rockers.
He's doing the spiderman thing, not the metal horns!
metal heads and surf rockers
Surf Rock + Guitar Distortion = Heavy Metal
No, he's doing the metal sign wrong. You don't put your thumb out when doing the sign. That means "I love you" in American Sign Language.
i 'hang loose' AND 'rock out' daddy o!
Same thing with distortion and clean guitar
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I don't think I've even heard a Jelly Roll song. Who is actually listening to this shit lmao
I haven't. But I'm not a good metric. I'm old and have little or no interest in recent pop culture.
believe everything I say jutsu
Hang loose , devil, bro, keep track of the porn I watch. My son is not tracking all the really weird shit I'm into these days.
Wanna see me spell "blood" with my hands? Kyle showed me. Heh, watch this... wait shit... watch this!! Wait, ok watch this
I was an elaborate hand signal to Katie. "I love you, call me. Don't tell Steve, he scares me."
And that, my bro, is the sweetest scenario!