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[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 181 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 145 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Congrats! You win a prize of some sort!

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 5 points 1 month ago

Alligator on a predator.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Idk why I thought "gator on a hater" but its close, I guess.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

I was gonna say gator on a (dic)tator, but I like yours better

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 month ago

on a dick tater!

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 54 points 1 month ago

Gator on a traitor?

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

Crocodile on a pedophile

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 42 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I was thinking "crock on a crook"

[–] Talaraine@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Croco on a taco xD

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

That's where I went too lol

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sorry, but croc on a micropenis does not rhyme.

[–] underreacting@literature.cafe 29 points 1 month ago

Easy. Predator on a predator.

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

Alligator on a kiddie raper.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reptile on a pedophile.

Jokes aside please no AI.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Lizard on a fucking lunatic

[–] confusedboot@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago

A croc on a crook

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Alligator on a perpetrator

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

An eater of clocks on an eater of cocks

Lizard on a Grand Wizard

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Okay, gator on a traitor I guess. I spent far too long trying to rhyme crocodile with pedophile

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Ai slop on a Pedo

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aligubba on Trump sucked off Bubba.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Wow. Really worked for that one.

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

I thought it was alligator on a dictator for sure but these comments sure opened my eyes to the possibilities

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Alligator on a sack of shit?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Alligator on hate crime perpetrator

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Alligator on a dictator

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how hard is it to find a picture of Trump and a picture of a alligator

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not hard at all. But I also am not familiar with photo manipulation software. Also, I didn't even make this. I just stole it from someone else on a different social media network.

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Reptile on an Imbecile

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Trump in a swamp

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Alligator on a child predator?

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Trump in a swump.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Chungus on a dungus

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago

Crocodile on a senile?

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Lester (the croc) on a molester.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Reptile dysfunction on the erectile dysfunction.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Tramp in the swamp?

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Future handbag on a present windbag?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

An alligator molesting a pedophile.

An alligatar on a reality star

[–] timeslip1974@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Croc on a cock?

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

Swamp puppy on Donald Trump

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