It is the first time in human history for christmas to fall on Dec 25, AD 2025. It will never happen again.
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In the year 252525,
the backwards time-machine still won't have arrived.
In all the world there's only 1 technology,
a rusty sword for practicing proctology.
Gotta wait til the year 802,701.
Only thing I can think of reading this is the Cleopatra 2525 intro theme
And the satirical futurama reference
The best show that never got the CGI or plot development or really much else it deserved beyond trying to get Jennifer Sky and Gina Torres something to lure Xena fans away as they started to sunset that series.
TIL that Gina Torres sings the theme. Never knew that, and I love it so much.
He’s clearly forgetting the other time in human history that Christmas was on 25/25/25. People are so forgetful! 🙄
The war on Halloween has gone too far, now we have 25 straight months of Christmas
Its the 25th December of the Millennium.
Whoa!
I mean. There was also 0025, 0125, 0225... It's actually fallen on 25/25/25 20 times now...
Christianity is in decline. By the next 25/25/25, it'll just be the release date of Elder Scrolls 6.
That sucks because I really want FO5 and Todd has said they arent going to start on that until after ES6 is released.
Hoomflember is the daintiest month Breeding cabbages out of dirt farms Broiled sweet and covered with calt
Unless we change to a new time system again
There won't be Christmas, but we'll celebrate Looferboofem and the second coming of TechnoChrist in 2125.
TickyTockers need to be prescribed less screen time. Or to have to work out logic and reasoning puzzles before interacting with their devices.