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[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 23 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It is the first time in human history for christmas to fall on Dec 25, AD 2025. It will never happen again.

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[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In the year 252525, the backwards time-machine still won't have arrived.
In all the world there's only 1 technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Gotta wait til the year 802,701.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)
[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

The best show that never got the CGI or plot development or really much else it deserved beyond trying to get Jennifer Sky and Gina Torres something to lure Xena fans away as they started to sunset that series.

TIL that Gina Torres sings the theme. Never knew that, and I love it so much.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He’s clearly forgetting the other time in human history that Christmas was on 25/25/25. People are so forgetful! 🙄

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[–] fascicle@leminal.space 13 points 4 days ago

The war on Halloween has gone too far, now we have 25 straight months of Christmas

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not ISO 8601 format, can not read.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

Its the 25th December of the Millennium.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean. There was also 0025, 0125, 0225... It's actually fallen on 25/25/25 20 times now...

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Christianity is in decline. By the next 25/25/25, it'll just be the release date of Elder Scrolls 6.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That sucks because I really want FO5 and Todd has said they arent going to start on that until after ES6 is released.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago
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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Hoomflember is the daintiest month Breeding cabbages out of dirt farms Broiled sweet and covered with calt

Unless we change to a new time system again

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

There won't be Christmas, but we'll celebrate Looferboofem and the second coming of TechnoChrist in 2125.

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

TickyTockers need to be prescribed less screen time. Or to have to work out logic and reasoning puzzles before interacting with their devices.

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