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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 80 points 7 months ago

Beautiful sexy woman with flawless skin who needs a bespectacled daddy economist to come take care of her confronts Paul Krugman (virgin) about inflation

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Men writing women ass headlinesA dark haired, beautiful woman with skin smoother then a baby's and meticulous styling posits a question to Paul Krugman, her breasts heaving with the effort

Ok I feel gross just parodying this garbage

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Mommy audience member breasts boobily towards microphone but contains lust in front of phallic object long enough to call Paul Krugman a cuck

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

How many male novelists does it take to write a headline?

(The link is fine, idk why it's flagged)

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Their time seems to be off. I got a time is ahead dialog on my phone, which gets its time automatically.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Did you reply to the wrong comment?

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

Nah, suggestions as to why the link may be flagged. When I tried to visit the link it told me time was off, but I confirmed it was correct on my side.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

“Mr. Krugman, I’m more of a vore gal.”

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

I wish I had good skin, but I'd probably be too powerful if I did.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Have you tried lathering your whole body in Lubriderm after every shower?

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Tempting, but it sounds like a way to just make my acne somehow even worse. At least I don't get warts on my hands anymore. :D

[-] worker_bear@hexbear.net 79 points 7 months ago

MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL TREASURE FROM THE EAST BAFFELS MALES WITH KNOWLEDGE

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Maybe if by east you mean northern Italy

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Gonna start referring to Europe as "the east" since its east of me

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Japan is the west, since it's closer to my west, the UK is the east, since it's closer to my east.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

everything is east of you

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Oooh I can say I'm oriental now. comfy-cool

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

West of the lands of the Bo-Si and of the Thirty Six Tribes of the West lays a strange and exotic half-island known as Yi-Da-Li, whose people claim to descend from the fabled Da-Qin. The people of Yi-Da-Li are said to be so hairy as to resemble macaques, speak a language related to that of the Fa-Lan-Xi, and follow a heretical offshoot of Manichaeism. The Yi-Da-Li speak of a time when their ancestors ruled over a great khaganate comprised of all the barbarian tribes of the far west which warred often with the Hui-Hui and Bo-Si, but were cursed to be confined to their peninsula when they murdered a great shaman of their god named Yi-Shu.

[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Yi-Shu the Fruit Prince is a fascinating figure in primitive, fetishist religious practices. Created by the world spirit to defend humanity from the poisoned fruit of evil, speared upon a dead tree by the khaganate in mockery, and later revered by cult elders through rituals with fermented fruit.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL

Famous part of the Orient, Italy.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Sean Connery in The Untouchables voice

"[Anti Italian slurs]"

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 58 points 7 months ago

My Future Girlfriend OWNS Paul Krugman with FACTS and LOGIC and PERFECT SKIN

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

M'am you are so beautiful please say hello to me.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

"No"

"Close enough!"

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago
[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

Horny on Main strikes again.

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

Twist: she posted it herself.

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

She's not gonna debunk you, bro

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago

when a conventionally attractive woman has dark hair? that's m y s t e r i o u s

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

What about conventionally attractive boys with dark hair?

[-] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago

This reminds me of all the times the Dollop boys read old newspaper clippings and it describes women in truly bizarre detail

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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