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oh no they found a tick that will single-handedly add 5 years to your life expectancy and save the planet. This is horrible news

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 70 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have said "infinite alpha gal syndrome upon the carnists" before but only as a joke. Being real for a moment, I don't think it's good for people to develop potentially deadly allergies to something still widely found in drugs and vaccines, even if those drugs and vaccines shouldn't be using animal products to begin with. Like AGS was only discovered because some people experienced anaphylaxis when they took a drug for colorectal cancer.

[–] hotspur@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

Yes, I used to joke about this being a good thing, but the allergy, like you said, can get triggered by all sorts of common products (including toothpaste) and means that even if you adopt a vegan approach, you still can’t eat public food or use anything without care because you can get a reaction and die.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The allergy is to a carbohydrate produced by most mammals, with primates being a notable weird exception, but which also appears in some other things. One of them is apparently pretty ubiquitous in vegan packaged foods too, though I can't remember what it is. Also randomly shows up in basically any packaged food in non-disclosed ingredients. And if eating at restaurants, the threshold for what constitutes dangerous cross contamination with foods containing it is vastly lower than for typical allergies or other dietary restrictions so even a place following "proper" standards can still be dangerous.

So it's basically playing anaphylactic shock roulette if you eat anything other than poultry/eggs, fish, grain, fruit, and vegetables that you prepare from as close to basic ingredients as you can, although there's only one recorded death from it.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

with primates being a notable weird exception

countdown to carnist monkey farms

[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

:no:

there's precedent too because people do sometimes be eating monkeys :(

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

or for ice to open up a soylent green factory

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Alpha galactose

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

fuck ticks all my homies hate ticks

ticks are natures capitalist angery

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

If you don't have pets, you can put Permethrin on your clothes and let it dry. You will not be fucked with.

It's throwing the kitchen sink at the problem though. I've accidentally caught a wiff once and was lightheaded for a hot minute.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I genuinely hope after we've dealt with capitalism that humanity can come together and use all the science and technology at our disposal to drive ticks and fleas to extinction

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I told y'all if y'all elect me president doing that to all the mosquitoes is #2 on the agenda after the Transhattan Project

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

We’re so good at making species go extinct. Can’t we use that power for good a couple times?

Mosquitos aren’t a large portion of any other animal’s diet due to their small size, they don’t pollinate anything that isn’t pollinated by other things (except like a weird niche species of Arctic orchid), they hold no important place in the ecosystem except for spreading misery and disease

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i'll join the coalition if we expand scope to include bedbugs

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it won't add 5 years to your life, you could die if you're unknowingly infected with the virus and you eat meat.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The guy who discovered Alpha-Gal syndrome made fun of my hair a couple weeks ago, completely unprompted

I didn’t know who it was, just some dude walked up behind me while I was visiting a lab and said some dumb shit about about the hair coming out of my bun, and then I was told after by the people I was talking to “That was the guy that discovered Alpha-Gal”

[–] miz@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

not a hairdo that should be throwing shade

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

THATS WHAT I SAID

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

The anti carnist disease is unironically called the Alpha Gal Syndrome liz-punk

[–] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Total unsupport

A mixed diet is what most people in developing nations would be able to afford decently. Especially in places with higher child stunting n all, this would be very problematic.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Honestly, if this was a bio weapon it would be a pretty ethical one

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

cri-TICK-al support kelly

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Nature is healing

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I think one of the maintenance guys who eats my vegan food pretty much has to because of this

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We should put this lil guy in the water supply as a harmless silly prank bleh

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

In the exurbs where there's lots of deer and rabbits and big lawns.

Parents returning from a steakhouse with their kids have to rush to an urgent care center. They soon realize that all up and down the block, kids and a few adults were having the same story play out. For some reason no one on the block can eat red meat, since roughly the same year.

[–] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This has been my plan for 20 years. Begun the Tofu Wars have

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I am joining the Tofu Wars (on the side of tofu) tofu-cool

See you in the trenches, comrade catgirl-salute