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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 140 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

Look, I happen to know what this is but I really hate posts that just assume everyone knows what they're talking about.

So for everyone else: this is the newly announced Steam Machine, a gaming PC/console that will run SteamOS (Linux) (or any other OS of your choice) and overall looks freaking awesome.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone should Photoshop all the arches in the background into Arch logos.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just make sure neofetch is installed, that'll take care of it

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[–] zo0@programming.dev 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 74 points 3 weeks ago

No. It's the Gabecube!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What’s the setting? Something we should recognize?

[–] Ruthalas@infosec.pub 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe that have swapped the Steam Machine in for the Kaaba at Mecca- the Islam holy site. The Kaaba is already a big black cube, so it works well.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

For the record it's not just a cube, it has an inside. With furniture and stuff. But looks like that on outside.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 3 weeks ago

I didn’t know the Steam machine came with furniture, that’s cool!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I just want to say that while it does run SteamOS (arch, btw) by default, Valve has explicitly said that you can run whatever OS you want and they don't care. Which is even cooler IMO.

Though I would probably run SteamOS.

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[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 10 points 3 weeks ago

The gabe cube

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You are doing the Lord's work, son. The LORD's.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 3 weeks ago

All Hail the GabeCube!!!! All Hail the GabeCube!!!!

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 43 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

"WORSHIP THE HUGE BLACK CUBE!"

"NOO! WORSHIP THE SPHERE, THE SPHERE!"

"INFIDELS! WORSHIP THE DODECAHEDRON, THE ONE TRUE SHAPE!"

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The shoe! Follow the shoe!

[–] Klear@quokk.au 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Excited to see who wins the religious schism in this thread 🍿

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

True believers worship the icosahedron.

Don’t believe me? Roll initiative!

[–] Una@europe.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hexagons are bestagons

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Is that semi circle direct access for rich scum?

[–] maniel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 weeks ago

yeah, the golden circle, just like on Taylor Swift concerts;-)

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

That was my instant take, yes. It wasn't there before. But now they got a needle's eye for all the camels to pass through.

Or it's an information kiosk! "Ask us anything about the Cube! We also guess your weight for a fee!"

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[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Scalpers' pit

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Linux Wahhabism is going to be so weird.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 8 points 3 weeks ago

Down with ~~proprietary~~ haram software!

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Somebody's gotta mod one with a companion cube shell. The memes won't stop

[–] Ajzak@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I tried opening the link but my screen started smelling like diarrhea. You got mirror?

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Straight to the manufacturer (Dbrand) website:

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally, the year of the Linux desktop

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm kinda interested on the different frontplates and skins people will give their GabeCubes. I saw that valve had a e-ink front panel for development, though, they wouldn't sell it.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Someone is going to make a skin for it that is just GabeN, and honestly I would do that too because it’s funny

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's almost as big as the Xbox360. We can reuse all the all the old memes

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

You mean the Series X?

It’s about the same footprint but much shorter.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can only find a black-and-white waldo

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Waiting for the Playstation Pyramid and the XBox Globe

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[–] nomorebillboards@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Tomodachi life: All hail the Gabecube... All hail the Gabecube...

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Mashallah Gabe will cook

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