Another thing him and Musk have in common.
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This explains a lot.
Put this up there with Elon's botched dick surgery for why fragile men obsess over genetics
Wait, what?
The only source in this is Azealia Banks rage tweeting so take it with a grain of salt, she's a bit crazy.
Which is a shame because she's talented and soooo funny
I hold hope. Imagine a dickless twerp giving people horses and millions of dollars to be his sperm donor
I mean it's definitely plausible, just don't want anyone thinking it was actually confirmed
So he had a baby dick?
This one is surprising:
Claim: Hitler has Jewish ancestry
In his own time, there was a rumour that the virulently antisemitic Hitler was in fact illegitimately descended from a Jewish grandfather, but the genes disprove this. They show that his ancestry is Austrian German, something Hitler had instructed genealogists to demonstrate.
Edit: So is this:
Hitler was in the top percentile in terms of his chances of having autism, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, and some of his genes overlap between conditions.
Basically, neonazis and white nationalists worship a definitely tiny dicked dude that probably had a severe mental disorder.
Behold the Master Race.
Elon Musk? Or Hitler? Same I guess...
We don't have evidence that Elon has a small penis. Plenty of evidence it doesn't work, though.
Trump too. One of the guys on the apprentice said that's why he's had to wear diapers because adderal blew out his insides.
As someone who has had an addiction and have snorted 5 30s back to back and felt nothing, I don’t see how the diaper is connected
Basically, neonazis and white nationalists worship a definitely tiny dicked dude that probably had a severe mental disorder.
Don't forget being a speed freak too!
Self-medicating probably.
Not really. He had his private doctor that prescribed them to him and all his goons. Also Pervitin was an over the counter drug until 1940 and then a prescription one until around 1970.
Hitler's doctor prescribed him powedered cocaine for his throat and sinuses among other things.
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We have Hitler's DNA?
So I guess there is a nonzero chance that there will be a Hitler-clone someday in the future.
Fits this timeline.
I would be curious where they got it from. After Hitler killed himself, his and Eva Braun's remains were burned by his adjutant. Some dental remains were found at the spot which matched Hitler's dental records and which are the only confirmed remains of his body. The Soviets claimed to have found more remains that they exhumed and taken away. They also claimed those were later destroyed and all that was kept was a skull and a jawbone. This is more likely false since eyewitnesses to the burning of the body stated that only ashes remained.
Looking at sources it does seem that the skull fragment was found in the Soviet archives in the 90s and early 2000s and was DNA tested against blood collected from the couch were Hitler apparently committed suicide. The skull came back as containing female DNA while the blood contained male DNA.
So the only two sources of potential DNA for Hitler are his teeth remains and the blood collected from that couch but I'm wondering how do they know that the blood was Hitler's and not someone else's? A lot of other people committed suicide around the same time as Hitler or soon after.
Edit: I see, you saw the couch thing. You probably mean that we don't know where it was for those 80 years.
Edit 2:
Work had already been done in this area. In 2008, a Belgian journalist called Jean-Paul Mulders had debunked a story about a potential Hitler descendant. In doing so, Mulders found a relative of Hitler who shared a common paternal ancestor: a straight line of male ancestry meant that their Y chromosome would be identical.
When this sample was compared with the blood from the Rosengren swatch, the match was perfect. With no risk of cross-contamination, it had to be Hitler’s DNA. The 80-year-old sample is as degraded as it should be and this type of Y chromosome is rare, making the chances of a mistake all the more remote.
Research will be financed by Elon Musk...
Novel and movie, "The Boys From Brazil."
Mengele saved some of Hitler's DNA and made dozens of clones; the boys were distributed to couples all over the world...
Dolly 2.0 will be a a megalomaniac sheep. And she will try to exterminate all the black sheep, I assume.
The video game will be as if Jeff Minter made Wolfenstein.
I believe they removed his brain and it mysteriously went missing.
Literally went missing. As opposed to his followers. Their brains went figuratively missing when they started following him and his modern acolytes.
You also need epigenome not just genome
So we would get a Hitler clone with possible deformities and other health issues on top of Kallmann Syndrome?
Great, I am sure that would significantly improve his mood and totally not lead to senseless acts of extreme angry violence against some unfortunate group of scapegoats!
Sounds like Stephen Miller has the same disorder.
Definitely has a tiny dick
Of all the things we can fault Miller for, I'd prefer this wasn't one we choose. His repugnant morals and actions are much more within his control and I'm sure there's plenty of men with tiny dicks who are the best.
Yeah, the vast majority of intersex people are just normal people. I'd even say that this shaming of physical traits is what leads to the well known machismo overcompensation.
Totally agree. I hate it whenever someone uses that as a way to criticize someone.
Big/small dick energy is a ridiculous concept also.
Scientific proof of small dick energy
Dick size has nothing to do with it. Plenty of awesome dudes with smaller sized dicks.
I wish he just would have bought a ridiculously oversized car instead, as the rest of the small-dickers...
there were some ridiculously oversized tanks involved instead
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