crystal healing procedural where the joke is every patient dies at the end of the episode
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Couriers. Set it a thousand years in the future, and make one of the characters a surly robot.
Social workers: underpaid, overworked, too many cases to handle, and every week there's a new case to handle or an old one to revisit. There are different categories of Social Workers, but it'd be nice to cover a mix, so you dealt with elderly people with trouvle getting out, child adbuse/neglect, homelessness, and so on. If it was limited to one offiice, I'd pick mental health workers.
The various types of cases also lets you do a patient-of-the-week type format.
Sounds like it has the potential to be absolutely depressing, though.
A very depressing subject for sure, but a good lens to do meta-analysis of a number of failing social systems in the mold of The Wire. With the magic of screenwriting there could be a handful of good outcomes, moments of catharsis, and Hamsterdams while showing how fucked up everything is.
Air Traffic Controllers. These people are always living on a razor edge; they deal with some of the highest stakes work around, and every episode is some new crisis of communication. You can include the broader AirPort characters, like baggage handlers, security, and coffee shop workers, and it's ripe for spinoffs as you just take the formula and move it to new locations: ATC: Las Vegas would have a different vibe than ATC: NYC.
It would also be great because you can have random strange one-off characters that are the customers from around the airport, like the hilarious one-off citizens from Parks and Rec town hall meetings or Superstore customers.
That's a good one, and considering all the reality TV slop about airports, I'm surprised it hasn't happened.
LMAO We were just watching a NATGEO thing about what happens to your luggage if it gets lost in an Airport.
OSHA or local equivalent. No cop show portrays cop work realistically, might aswell just redshift the entire thing
Interwar carnival entertainers. Acrobats, people riding motorcycles around a circular wall, con artists running the ball in cup games, etc.
Ok, I gave you a real one; now I'm going to give you an ironic one.
Switchroom is an information technology procedural following an IT department doing their daily work. It would have all the trappings of a cop procedural, serious tone, drawn out investigations, but for shit like "Ms. G has a ticket in saying her monitor is no longer working" and "The VP of sales clicked on a naughty web ad, and now the whole company is getting infected with a crypto locker". It will be required that NO ONE on the writing staff have any experience with computers at all.
The season finale involves a virus so bad they need to have two IT guys working on the computer at the same time to tackle it, one handles the mouse the other types with both hands.
That's a classic NCIS bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6rsi7BEtk
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They made that show already it’s called CSI Cyber. S01 is fun to hate watch but S02 is just BAD bad.
Oh shit really?! That's so funny!
Wow... Im speechless. Just incredible.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Have you seen the IT crowd by chance?
Several times!
Give me some scientist shit I want to watch a drama about rival mathematicians working on related theories trying to scoop each other
Faculty drama. Only one can get tenure! And maybe there's a romance subplot with a person from the physics department. Can they find love when their worlds are so different?
Oh hell yeah
Car mechanics. /r/justrolledintotheshop is so popular I would've thought it was a slam dunk.
I might catch hate for this, but winemakers are ripe for drama. Small-scale, young people trying to get by without selling their soul, aristocratic snobs who don't know what they're doing, big corporate villains trying to squeeze everyone else out. Add tourists and tour usual wine industry sickos and there's so many dysfunctional people.
there's a pretty good comedy-drama about a real event (w/ dramatic license) that happened in 1976. it's called Bottle Shock (2008). low budget, it failed at the box office and wasn't well received, but as someone who has been around viticulture, enology, and all the snobby that particular form of agriculture and booze-making invites, i thought it was very amusing.
Alan Rickman and Chris Pine are in it, with others.
No ironic answers
But real answer? Teachers
Abbot Elementary started strong but slid downwards.
That show had Office spinoff vibes, they were doing the whole "Mockumentary" thing, but then couldn't actually stick to the format at all. Shit like, two people talking in a hallway where one shot is from behind one of the actors and it cuts to another shot from behind another actor, in supposedly the same conversation, that should have the other camera guy in full view of the new perspective. They do the whole side eye look at the camera, thing, but with none of the "this is just a documentary" nuts and bolts consistancy.
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Communist guerrillas
Social workers.
From the little I know of this line of work, it would be the most depressing show on television.
As opposed to.... Law & Order: Violent Sex Crimes? Which gets lapped up like anti-freeze at a petting zoo.
The NTSB. Somewhat similar to a cop show, but you have people investigating a crash with a dozen or so completing groups trying to cover off liability. That's tons of space for intrigue (bribery, planted evidence, etc), great potential for detailed investigations, and you have a built-in ticking clock in the FDR being repaired and analyzed.
On an adjacent note, the Catholic church would make for a great show. Every Cardinal is a striver who has dedicated their life for a chance to be Pope, but if they admit that, their chances go out the window. These are people who have spent their lives climbing the ladder in one of the oldest and most controversial institutions in the world. Conclave did an amazing job of this, but a show could focus more on the drama outside of the conclave.
There's Mayday/Air Crash Investigation, but it's less drama and more documentary
University admins
So villain protagonists?
~~Sewer guys~~ Public works.
Like Parks and Rec but there's more riding on it, plus bigger and cooler vehicles, emergencies, time constraints.
It's basically ghostbusters, but instead of busting ghosts, you're busting car-size wads of "flushable" wipes that clogged up the city waste water system.
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Construction, specifically general contractors who run large sites. It's got all the shit boring TV likers crave!
Everyone is acting in their own self interest but acts like they're just trying to help.
Plenty of room for B and C plots with inter-trade drama
Main character will certainly be an addict. So will most of the other characters though.
Tons of needlessly complicated plans and rules to flash on screen when they're not being followed.
Also i get to be the star
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constructio-...shit that's just Property Bros
sanitatio-...shit that's just Dirty Jobs
manufactur-...shit that's just How It's Made
uhhh uhhh....posting
Okay but id never say no to more how its made.
Dramatized how it's made? Hell yeah, let's get some telenovela producers to make manufacturing melodrama.
Thinking about it, the original Ugly Betty was set in a clothing factory, so why not.
fleet vehicle services garage for county/muncipal school buses.
i would watch it probably lol
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I think the "Chicago universe" of Chicago PD, Chicago Fire, and Chicago Med needs another sibling.
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I just saw this...
Hard mode: No ironic answers.
Oh, man. Probably for the best though. I don't know if I could have finished that joke with panache anyway.
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