So if I win, I lose and if I lose I win? And I have to fall into this logic vortex with Chuck Fucking Schumer? As if that idea didn't already make me motion sick...

[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

I congratulate my opponent, but encourage him to go further.

tory

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

I refuse the challenge due to an unfair advantage by Schumer, then I return to my overturned T34. When journalists gather outside, I let loose a heavily bean-infused fart in their faces and tell them they should've listened and that its been so over for 80+ years now

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

I would win because the demon rats would snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

[–] AutoVomBizMarkee@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Nice picture of Senator Israel from 40 years ago

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

illegal-to-say

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Competition? I don't see why we can't work together

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

win, somehow

[–] PolyethylenePt2@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Consulting the made up Chuck Schumer in my head and asking what he would do

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Schumer! My tulpas are even more pathetic! I'm a joke to you!

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

changing all the passwords so only I know them one day before a major launch and then dying

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I deliberately shit myself and pass out on the floor in public. I still win.