this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

indeed, see also the 40 hour workweek

this is cursed as fuck

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait until they innovate multigenerational mortgages!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I mean, 50 years is bordering on multigenerational already

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

120 year mortgage that your children have to co-sign. Solves the housing crisis and also raises birth rates

[–] MLRL_Commie@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck is there precedence for this or did you make it up? I hope to God the latter

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, the British were rumoured to be working on that a couple of years ago. Something about a mortgage that could be inherited.

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"hey kids I heard you like paying ludicrous amounts of interest so we're allowing you to pay more of that!" We're so fucked

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

"Consumers have expressed a clear preference for assuming debt instead of buying outright"

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t suppose it’s too late to co-opt chud fearmongering over the WEF?

Literally “you will own nothing and be happy”, but redpilled.

“you will own nothing ~~and be happy~~”

Fixed for Gilded Age II

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Remember that a significant number of (cw: carnism) burgerbrains didn't go for 1/3 pound burgers over quarter pounders because 3 is smaller than 4. The same population will saddle their kids with mortgage payments on old-ass houses because 50 is bigger than 30.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Compromise: 50 year mortgages with complete loan forgiveness after 10 years of payments

This will effectively cut the cost of housing to 1/5th and the length of a mortgage to a reasonable 10 years.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Sorry, any compromise whatsoever with the gnashing maw of capitalism as it grinds our people to living death is actually radical communist extremism

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

every ten years somebody kills a bank CEO and we get a round of debt jubilee

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is such a trap. Even assuming the same interest rate you'd get for a 30 year, you'd end up paying ~double the interest in exchange for a monthly payment that's maybe a few hundred dollars less.

On a $500,000 house with 20% down (very unlikely for anyone taking this "deal") and identical 6% interest, you'd have a monthly payment of about $2,400 on the 30 year and about $2,100 on the 50 year. Over the lifetime of the loan, though, you'd pay about $450,000 in interest on the 30 year but over $850,000 in interest on the 50. With a lower down payment or less favorable terms--highly likely for someone going for a 50 year loan--you'd end up paying over a million dollars in interest on a $500,000 home.

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Even worse if you consider how 30 year rates are higher than 15s across the board regardless of credit score

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

This goes well with 96 month car loans

[–] DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guns are still very affordable in the US

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Extremely cucked populace.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nope, guns are becoming more expensive every year, even mosins are becoming way too overpriced

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but I can pay them off in 4 easy payments along with my footlong sub. Capitalism 😬

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] context@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

techno feudalism requires techno serfs and this is an important step in the process

yes please financialize me daddy

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

This guy builds some of the shittiest houses ever. Crammed together boxes of tinder where there used to be woods.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

You're basically just renting your home from the bank at that point. But you are on the hook for all the repairs yourself. The average lifetime of an American house is barely more than 50 years so you left with nothing.