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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 56 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Why was the OK button not pressed?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 89 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[–] cyrano@piefed.social 19 points 4 months ago

And the left arrow press twice… need to redo properly

[–] RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 months ago

Obviously because they aren’t, Okay.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

Ain’t nothing wrong with stimming.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I still do this.

I also pulled the little contact pads off of the back of the Netflix button and the other pairs services buttons that are a fixture on my remote that I don't use. I kept accidentally hitting them and it would rip me out of whatever content I was watching and send me to a service I didn't subscribe to.

Not anymore.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You can rebind the key to do something else, needs an app though

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

I was unable to find a way.

In any case, the buttons don't work anymore and I'm fine with that.

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[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would like to take this moment to ask anyone that DON'T have anxiety and depression right now to come forward and speak

[–] WalterLego@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Here I am. I was fine, then I had a crisis, now I'm fine again.

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is…is that not normal idle behavior? Like, my fingers will trace lines on stuff I'm holding without me really giving it any attention. Drumming rhythms on a surface with my fingertips is an option too.

I thought everybody did that stuff

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't know why this would translate to mental illness?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm also poor, but Medicaid actually isn't terrible. I'd be completely boned without it tho. Like, no insurance at all

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 14 points 4 months ago

Most CASIO calculators have a test mode where you press all buttons except ON in order: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljj4pv69yzI&t=14 (Warning: Shitty music)

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The correct order for the arrows is up, down, left, right, ok. Or even the Konami code if you are feeling cheeky.

Otherwise, yeah, you nailed it.

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[–] pewpew@feddit.it 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What's wrong with the OK button? Why did you skip it?

[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Also the arrow buttons are touched in the wrong order imho but ok

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Because I'm not OK and I refuse to pretend.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's just teasing a woman.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No good, you touch a button twice.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And avoid one nearby. That's not anxiety but psychopathic behavior.

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[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

I have no idea what is going on in here and frankly I'm not even sure I want to.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Get outta my head.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I go in between the buttons to cut them into 1 button tall max slices.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago

Nah, got the NHS for healthcare. No comment on everything else...

I did not ask to be called out like this.

[–] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago

I usually spin around on the direction keys a bit

[–] iii@mander.xyz 6 points 4 months ago
[–] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don’t forget to tear those buttons clean off the controller

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

No thank you

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 months ago

My remote is a spaceship, and the battery door is the walkway to the ground.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 4 points 4 months ago
[–] Duranie@leminal.space 3 points 4 months ago
[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Porque no los dos?

[–] Saunameister@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

honestly gtfo with your depression memes. it's not funny and a self fulfilling prophecy

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

Yes, and I still do that. Especially in sets of 4 buttons.

[–] jann@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago
[–] Reiea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I feel called out. XD

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

Nah actually I'm pretty happy mostly. Although I do get horrible muscle spasms when I'm stressed sometimes

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Anyone do this with pushbutton phone numeric pads? In numeric order, in columns left to right, then an “X”, then 2,6,8,4 and the zero. It rang when I did that as a kid, figured I “called China” or something, hung up in a panic.

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