Depriving myself of all of these things so my rib bone (which is a reservoir of minerals) is dissolved and I can suck my own dick (to own the libs)
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Love the random inclusion of a tasty but inconvenient to eat tropical fruit in there, completely unquantified.
RETVRN to the old school quack method where you randomly decide that your incredibly picky food preferences are actually the secret diet to be immortal/not get cancer/be very straight until you die of malnutrition at age 35
I think this is a bit account trying to get people to shit themselves lmao
https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-819/tamarind#overview
People use tamarind for dry eye, constipation, parasite infections, early orgasm (premature ejaculation), and many other conditions, but there is no good scientific evidence to support most of these uses.
A true supplement bro would never recommend Kuinone without vitamin D.
Oh man, this seems like it could be a fun scam guy to be online. Guy who grifts only by getting people to eat foods which will give them nastier shits.
woke soyboy: clean dainty shits, quick cleanup
alpha chad: liquid eldeitch horrors emerging from anus, stench of death lingers for days
Unironically me and my former roommate. He was a body builder and every shit he took was a fight for his life. The smell was horrendous if I walked past the bathroom afterwards and sometimes the sounds heard from that bathroom made me genuinely concerned. I on the other hand, being vegan, have relatively comfortable shits and do in fact consume a decent amount of soy. Our body types are also very fitting for this analogy, I am very twink shaped and he's genuinely huge.
real men shit themselves every day, and give no fucks about the itchiness or the smell. only weak leftist males care about being “regular”.
I only know about its culinary uses: unripe tamarinds are made into a paste that's used in seasoning sauces and IIRC curry pastes, and ripe tamarinds are eaten as a snack wherever they grow. If anyone's wondering, the ripe ones look like cat shit, have large seeds and lots of thick fibers running through them, have a disconcerting consistency, and taste sort of like rose hips (alternatively, they taste like what cured tobacco smells like it should taste like). They're actually pretty good if you can get past how gross they look and how awkward it is to eat around the inedible parts. Alternatively, if you make the ripe ones into paste you can make a decent makeshift rose hip soup (a traditional scandinavian drink) by boiling some starch in water and mixing the sweet tamarind paste into that (it's at least in the right ballpark for flavor and consistency imo, and pretty decent if you want a thick, creamy tasting drink that's lightly sweet).
Is there tamarind in tamarind chutney? Because that's what I'm eating right now.
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Yes the essential mineral… Tamarind. No I will not be taking follow up questions.
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Is this guy an idiot? He's right but that's why you're supposed to eat BONES, for that double juiced in boneness. You get a steak you're supposed to throw the meat (weak, fleshy) away and just eat the bone (strong, good for bones) duh
Every time you see someone with thicker bones than you, you kill and eat them. After only a dozen or so kills, you will have the strongest bones on the planet. This method never fails.
Do you want to be hot? Eat ONLY hot foods
Putting foods in the refrigerator destroys their hot energy
Leave your milk on the counter. Or better yet get it straight from the cow. It's how it was done for thousands of years!
And heat it up before you drink it. Heat up your ketchup.
Do you want to be hot? Eat ONLY hot foods
i know an Indian grandma that carries spices in her purse. she's also hot and gay so that checks out
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A dozen oysters twice a week will also give you that healthy-looking shine from all the mercury you'll ingest.
“Muh calcium in dairy makes your bones strong!”
Damn, what a throwback. Parroting Got Milk propaganda in the big ‘25?
Must prepare for being drafted into the Skeleton War.
bro youll like piss out all the nutrients from how much fuckin milk youre having
Is the bonechad fucking smirking??
"Milk is good for turning creatures, especially young calves, into full-grown cows."
Literally the most important thing.
Real 
energy
Might also get kidney stones, but hey, gotta keep them minerals up
You heard it here first, folks: 4 Liters of milk a day will turn you into an ork.
Def putting this in the 'Might Use In TTRPG' folder.
That's not how bone growth works. When your body takes calcium from your bones it doesn't do so by decreasing the fucking diameter of the bone and when you eat more calcium it doesn't make your thigh bones thicker. Bone hypertrophy is achieved by one thing and one thing only (Discounting cancer): Heavy loads. As in lifting things and stuff not as in getting bukkaked for bone growth.
Okay but does bukake hurt bone growth?
Only if you're forced to be in the kneeling position for a truly unreasonable amount of time.
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Left is a grey alien.
Carnism
Any seafood heads know if oysters are good? I've had mussels before a liked them but idk slimy stuff needs to be really good for me to eat it
I fuckin hate em. I can deal with octopus and squid, but clams and oysters disgust me
Glob of snot in a rock. Your not missing anything.
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