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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Tamarind

Love the random inclusion of a tasty but inconvenient to eat tropical fruit in there, completely unquantified.

[–] Elysia@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

RETVRN to the old school quack method where you randomly decide that your incredibly picky food preferences are actually the secret diet to be immortal/not get cancer/be very straight until you die of malnutrition at age 35

[–] Ekranoplane@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I think this is a bit account trying to get people to shit themselves lmao

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-819/tamarind#overview

People use tamarind for dry eye, constipation, parasite infections, early orgasm (premature ejaculation), and many other conditions, but there is no good scientific evidence to support most of these uses.

A true supplement bro would never recommend Kuinone without vitamin D.

[–] MLRL_Commie@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh man, this seems like it could be a fun scam guy to be online. Guy who grifts only by getting people to eat foods which will give them nastier shits.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

woke soyboy: clean dainty shits, quick cleanup

alpha chad: liquid eldeitch horrors emerging from anus, stench of death lingers for days

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unironically me and my former roommate. He was a body builder and every shit he took was a fight for his life. The smell was horrendous if I walked past the bathroom afterwards and sometimes the sounds heard from that bathroom made me genuinely concerned. I on the other hand, being vegan, have relatively comfortable shits and do in fact consume a decent amount of soy. Our body types are also very fitting for this analogy, I am very twink shaped and he's genuinely huge.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

real men shit themselves every day, and give no fucks about the itchiness or the smell. only weak leftist males care about being “regular”.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I only know about its culinary uses: unripe tamarinds are made into a paste that's used in seasoning sauces and IIRC curry pastes, and ripe tamarinds are eaten as a snack wherever they grow. If anyone's wondering, the ripe ones look like cat shit, have large seeds and lots of thick fibers running through them, have a disconcerting consistency, and taste sort of like rose hips (alternatively, they taste like what cured tobacco smells like it should taste like). They're actually pretty good if you can get past how gross they look and how awkward it is to eat around the inedible parts. Alternatively, if you make the ripe ones into paste you can make a decent makeshift rose hip soup (a traditional scandinavian drink) by boiling some starch in water and mixing the sweet tamarind paste into that (it's at least in the right ballpark for flavor and consistency imo, and pretty decent if you want a thick, creamy tasting drink that's lightly sweet).

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there tamarind in tamarind chutney? Because that's what I'm eating right now.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, and it's one of the essential flavor components in Pad Thai.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Yum, sounds like lunch is picked out. Haven't had pad thai in a while.

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

The Kuinone (MK4) research was all faked by a Japanese researcher too

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Yes the essential mineral… Tamarind. No I will not be taking follow up questions.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

~~Take the L out of "lover" and it's over~~

Take the D out of "tamarind" and it's...

Song

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Don't eat the monkey with the Prussian moustache

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