Just remembered the "get off the internet and celebrate new years with your friends and family" struggle session 11 months ago. Hopefully we'll have that one again in a couple months, it'll be the start of a Hexbear new years tradition
Wait wtf was this about?
Someone made a strongly worded post scolding people for browsing Hexbear instead of being out with friends and family, the reception was mixed. It received backlash from introverts as well as people who are socially isolated who somewhat justifiably read the post as the OP shaming them for it. Others didn't think being upset about that was warranted, and they joined the OP in asking people to log off. Struggle session ensued.
There was also some argument on whether telling people to go outside and party was downplaying the risk of covid.
Covid was ignored by the "love you all, but" concern trolls in that thread, as usual. The boomer takes were coming from inside the house. 
Shouting out my window at the people touching grass that they need to log on, argue about something that doesn't matter, and develop a sexual preference that is literally impossible to carry out in real life due to constraints on physical reality
I am only attracted to sentient Kinder eggs 
does being banned count?
What if I log grass and touch off?
touch off?
I don't know who needs to hear this,, but
yourself
Wasn't there a touch grass one too? Can't find it now.
It may as well be this one to represent how it's typically used. 
Smuglords:
Grass is reactionary
Lawns are bourgeoisie decadence.
I dont come to chapo.chat for this kind of talk
I am a logged out, lumbered up timberknave, you are the cyberfreak online punk
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank