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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Oh boy, here I go killing again!

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

"The goat made me do it"

[–] Akanes@startrek.website 1 points 5 days ago

Jaja lilla barn, jag har säcken full!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Just FY, killing is the name of a baby goat.

Edit: as it states "the swedish word for kid is killing" which is ambiguous IMO because the swedish word for kid is barn!

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Kid is the name for baby goat in English, so context clues are enough here to know it's not talking about a human child

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

But the kid does live in the barn with the other goats. Unless it's a human child type kid (swe: barn). Then it's less obvious if it lives in the barn or in a house next to it.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Much clearer now thank you

Det är ingen ko på isen!

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uhmmm maybe it's because I'm not native English or just dumb, but this wording confused me greatly. I figured that young goat was the only interpretation that made sense since the image didn't show a human kid, but for non-native speakers like me it's a bit of a weird sentence.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How common would you say knowing names of baby animals in English are for most Dutch speakers (I'm assuming that's what you speak because of your instance)? I'm guessing kitten and puppy are pretty common, but what about farm animals like calf, foal, lamb, piglet, or chick? And then you've got forest animals like cub, fawn, or kit.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not sure tbh. I think I'm quite a bit above Dutch average, though definitely not amazing at it either. From these I'd know kitten, puppy, calf, foal, lamb, piglet, chick, cub and fawn. Though kitten, puppy, calf, and lamb are similar or equal to the Dutch word. No idea what "kit" is. But I wouldn't use some of these words myself because they're not really part of my normal speaking/writing vocabulary.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Ah interesting, so you pretty much knew all the common ones except kid. I guess it'd be a lot easier in general if English just had an affix for a baby animal. I've been trying to learn Japanese because I live in Japan, and they just attach ko- to something to make it a baby (like dog is inu and puppy is koinu).

Although Japanese has its own set of weird naming conventions because you can't just use numbers to count stuff, and instead you have to say the name of the group the object falls into. Like "one pencil" would be "pencil one long thing" and "one dog" would be "dog one small animal (non-bird/rabbit) thing".

BTW a kit is a baby fox, beaver, rabbit, squirrel, and a few others.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

In that one Pink Floyd song when the teacher is yelling "go on, get the kids!" They are talking to a goatherd, and later on they implore the young goats to eat their meat so they can have their pudding.

[–] ikon106@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

That's what the picture says. Kid means baby/child goat

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kid is the English word for a baby goat, so there's nothing wrong or ambitious with the image.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Kid Goat is my new rap name.

[–] troed@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Luckily there is no cow on the ice since our kids don't have easy access to guns. Otherwise someone would really had shit in the blue cabinet.

[–] dropcase@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

as long as you don't get your beard caught in the mailbox, there's no owls in the swamp.

inga ko på isen is still one of my favorite Swedish idioms.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now you're on deep ice! Slippery water, sorry.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why walk in mud and grieve when you can walk on ice and have a happy?

[–] monounity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But hey, there's no danger on the roof!

[–] Emptiness@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

And even if there were that's no reason to hang lip.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Killing" is also Danish for kitten. Do with that information what you will.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎵🎸 KITTEN IN THE NAME OF

Thank you for using my seemingly useless information exceedingly well 😄❤️

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Swedish Goat Kitten sounds like a good band name.

I'm picturing a confused mix of black metal and the catchiest pop music possible 😄

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Killing is pronounced with a soft K, so it sounds closer to "chilling"

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 4 points 1 week ago

And get is pronounced with a soft G, so it sounds like a mix of "yet" and "yeet"

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Even more creepier that way

[–] M137@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And the Swedish words for married and poison are the same: gift

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

In German, gift means only poison.

Don’t come to Germany bearing gifts (presents are okay though).

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Totally changes the meaning to song Simple Gifts.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Train the sleeper agents young.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

First my dog, now this book, geez I'll get to it when I get to it, okay?

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I would like to subscribe to this goats newsletter