Never seen someone so happy to have a dead husband.
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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If you were married to that dipshit you'd be happy too.
A couch fucker isn't much of an upgrade.
It's all relative.
vice president couch fucker > propaganda tool couch fucker
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I see similarities too. JD Vance is a piece of shit.
I'd feel bad for her, but her choice of husband prevents it.
well that and all the actions she's taken both before and after his death
Her husband's death? If only... Oh, you were talking about Kirk's widow? I wasn't.
oh, duh
Selling merch at said husband's funeral isn't exactly conductive to sympathy either..
Edit: Oops, I too thought you meant Kirk 😁
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This is all staged melodrama. It's so fucking obviously scripted to distract that it's shameful the Internet and media are even attempting to sell it as some risque genuine drama.
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New conspiracy theory: Vance had Charlie killed in order to take his wife
The more I learn about Erica Kirk, the more I think she had him killed or at the very least was in on it.
She literally spent a good portion of her eulogy talking about how wives are not supposed to be slaves. You can't make this shit up.
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Is this the sanctity of marriage and traditional values or whatever the Religious Right is claiming to protect?
Ah, you mean the sanctity being championed by their three-times-married dear leader?
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Everyone is jumping to infidelity, but it's pretty clear they're just trying replace Kirk with Vance as the leader of TPUSA.
Wut. He's the vice president why would he want to he want to be the head of some no name org?
They're trying (vainly) to craft Vance into the next maga messiah for when Trump dies.
No way that mealy mouthed couch fucker comes close to Trump. I have never understood the Cheeto Banditos appeal but to deny it exists to a large population is ludicrous.
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Am I supposed to feel pity now for the woman that willingly married that piece of shit?
No, but they are all garbage so fair game to make fun of.
This woman was Miss Arizona? Damn, Arizona basic af.
The hottest person from Arizona is still from Arizona. It's like an iguana beauty pageant.
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Or the types of people that run those types of pageant have a type.
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This is so fucking gross and please don't think it's what I think but:
An Asian wife is great if you're a VC in silicon valley but what if you want to be president?
What if you want the Nazi vote you mean.
Except that she's getting pushed to convert now as the result of this. So, typical GOP tactic, make an insane comparison and then use the halfway point to force others to move the direction you want.
I think Vance is publicly making the push so that when she doesn't convert, he can say that their religious differences became incompatible. He gets to marry Ms. Arizona, she gets to be the second lady, and Usha somehow gets the blame for not being faithful to her husband.
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As if she went into this blind. Conservatives know what kind of people conservatives are; they just try to tell us it is something else that is not deranged.
Christians use 2 Corinthians 2:14 as an excuse for divorce "Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership has righteousness with lawlessness? Or what fellowship has light with darkness? Or what portion does a believer share with an unbeliever? What agreement has the temple of God with idols?" To divorce and remarry is biblically considered adultery; but Erika is a widow, and if Usha won't convert JD gets a free pass on divorce, and Christians will just excuse it as the righteous thing for JD to do.
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I hope every day is the worst day ever for these people
I give it 2 years before they're together.
3 -6 months - Vance and wife split, She loves him very much but won't convert. we're both committed to caring for their children who you won't see much of again
6 months to a year , Vance and the grieving mrs kirk are supporting each other through these difficult times.
by end of year two they are married.
will be sped up if trumps health takes a turn, bonus points if the current mrs vance dies within 4 years
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Bold of you to assume there hasn't been an affair for 2 years already.
JD had Kirk taken out because he was going to go public with it.
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I guess JD is going to have to sleep on the couch. I said ON the couch JD. I don't want to get the couch steam cleaned again. Dammit...
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