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Never seen someone so happy to have a dead husband.
If you were married to that dipshit you'd be happy too.
A couch fucker isn't much of an upgrade.
*Upgrayedd
Double dose of pimping and all
Baby, I can wait aaalllllll week.
It's all relative.
vice president couch fucker > propaganda tool couch fucker
when I read "it's all relative," my mind went to the idea that they're cousin fuckers.
Couch cousins
I'd say it's more of a lateral move.
It is if you don't actually want them to fuck you.
It's weird
look at her dead eyes, she was feeling up vance, and vice versa, found her next meal ticket of a grifter.
She’s gonna be sipping some drinks while she watches Peter Thiel bang Vance.
i think THiel is into young male models more, he had one before the young bf "defenestrated" from a multistory apartment building last year after becoming distressed over thiels increasing support for the anti-lgbtq+ policies.