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the daily two-minute playing with a butterfly knife
Morrowind lore
Hour long video essays about how Vivec was a huge dick to everyone and then gained godlike powers and used them to more efficiently be an even bigger dick
Bidet proselytizing, telling everyone to wash their butts
Every citizen must be able to recite Dracula Flow from memory 
Sissy hypno
Sisyphus hypno 
we must imagine sissyphus happy
"We must return to the age of combo winter and abandon our hedonistic multiverse IP fiesta, return to a time when magic was gathering and not a single Hasbroian had walked across these planes, a time where swords became plowshares, where birds of paradise flew wild and free, where the halls of the Tolarian Academy teamed with life!"
Retvrn to mono green stompy ramp decks.
(That's really all I know about mtg)
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The white genocide.
if you see a british lad - throw him into tanning vat.
Thank you Analingus
I think in 3+ years of using this handle this might be the first time someone has directly called out the pun 
I've been to ireland I know the airline lol
mondo bruh
do the kids say "mondo" yet? they're going to
I'm 2 minutes of hate
You so 2000 and late
Smoking indoors and around kids
2 minutes of gooning 
Forced, uh, *checks notes* learning to play classic rock riffs on the ocarina in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
you will eat the beanis