Homme_Tanks

joined 2 years ago
[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Can we not. I am so tired bro

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I love lenovo laptops, but IMO only buy from them during their big annual sale (I believe it happens around this time each year) and avoid the "businessman" lines (like x1 carbon). I had an e220s (thinkpad) with a low wattage processor and it served dutifully for over 7 years (my older HPs, dells, etc only ever lasted around 3 years before shitting the bed). There may be other good options these days. If you are looking to spend $, I would get look for a professional "workstation" style notebook with discrete graphics rather than a gaming one. If you really need windows for work stuff, use massgrave to activate Win 10 LTSC for free

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

(Me gazing into bathroom mirror) Who indeed...

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gonster sounds like a web 3.0 app that locates the cheapest nearby funeral home to dispose of your loved ones' remains without breaking the bank

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

I never got to try the lemonade that kills you so I might have to give this a shot

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I'm bluee skib a dee skib a die, skiba deeee skib ah die

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

!!! Never order the egg sandwich !!!

!!! Do not get a soda at the station from the vending machine in the secondary hallway where the lights don't work !!!

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Personally I think the big push to put AI products inside of everything is just to establish a channel to harvest user data from every facet rather than provide any stated functions to the user. The artwork theft feels like just the very tip of the abusive iceberg as it were

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They say to me: “You do that podcast!” And I say: “Yes, I do! Thank you so much for listening!” Then they say: “I thought you were five foot three!” And I have to explain to them that I lie about my height on the podcast so listeners resent me less for making a lot of money just for talking into a microphone twice a week. saul-your-honor

Oh my lord Brace is five foot four ... he lied to us!

(New media wasn’t done with Obama, however; in 2023, Tucker Carlson interviewed a man on his podcast who claimed to have sucked Obama’s dick in Gurnee, Illinois.)

uhhhhhhhhhh let me be clear, i'm gonna bust

Then Covid hit and podcasts went through the roof, and now I have the salary of a dermatologist and live in Brooklyn, which is Israel for podcasters.

funny weird little article

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The ultimate linear architecture? Neom The Line 😎

 
 

rescued long ago from the Old Sub as the ship was sinking

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
 

In a recent effort to stop titling things with the punchline, I have gracefully avoided titling this post "Mow Ze Lawn." Of course, I seem to have failed to restrain this impulse when I named the actual file.

Was looking for this for ages, and finally found it in an old cth-era folder from a deprecated drive. No joke, this page: https://hexbear.net/post/176972 (person also looking for it) actually came up in search engine results before I could find the comic online (this is poorly worded because I never did find it online). So please enjoy this rare zedong.

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Mao Zedong Mow Ze Lawn son what are listening to later good meme comic strip cartoon

 

sry 4 low effort screenshot but I hope to see "Donaldomor" get picked up and enter common parlance.

The Donaldomor was the man-made, government facilitated famine that swept across the United States of America in 2026, heralding the official beginning of the American Century of Humiliation.

 

If you can ignore the fact that you will have to DL the epic launcher to play (but not to 'claim') it, this one might be worth checking out. I've watched variety streamers like NL, ChristopherOdd, and Skoottie play a fair bit of this game and it looks fun.

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literally 1984 (www.envirosafetyproducts.com)
 

s patch ✅ lampshade ✅ zorro ✅ stubble ❌NO❌

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